[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah welcome everybody to uncle to uncle
the first podcast to take place from a

[franklin]: king size bed from beautiful hedonism to
i'm your main host friend and and as

[franklin]: always i'm joined by the coolest uncle
of my whole world uncle howard

[howard]: franklin i'm a changed man

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: because i was on the precipice of
death

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: and i know what you're thinking yeah
i had covid that's what i'm talking about

[howard]: i had

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: covid i'm not dying of covid i'm
living with it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but i had i had an adventure
i had a misadventure i

[franklin]: one

[howard]: almost died the other day frank when
i was walking in this parking lot at

[howard]: target walking through one of those spaces
because you're in the parking lot your in

[howard]: a

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: space or you're out in the lanes
where people are driving right so you're walking

[howard]: through the spaces this lady pulled into
the space and she said hey i almost

[howard]: hit you

[franklin]: ah that's it

[howard]: and i said well it's a good
thing you did it and

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: she said oh you know you got
you can't be walking around here and i

[howard]: was like mam pedestrian have the right
way you know you can't just hit people

[howard]: but their car because you you want
to and she said yeah they've got the

[howard]: right away on a sidewalk it was
like well of course on a sidewalk

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: with your crazy asp driving up on
the sidewalk

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: for lady that's not allowed at all

[franklin]: it sounds like she said that begrudgingly

[howard]: i like i'll give it to you
on a sidewalk

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: would put an insane thing to say
i almost hit you like i know

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like thank you

[franklin]: was she

[howard]: for

[franklin]: expecting an

[howard]: not

[franklin]: apology

[howard]: i guess so and then you know
i was like i was like well you

[howard]: know she was like well you've got
right away on a sidewalk and i said

[howard]: i got right away everywhere

[franklin]: m

[howard]: and then she started an up her
window and i said well you know that

[howard]: would be a hell of a law
suit if you'd hit me and then she

[howard]: just kept rolling up her window so
i gave her thumbs up and walked away

[howard]: i hope

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: she feels like a dumb dumb

[franklin]: yea

[howard]: but i was i was scared to
hell because what what if she hit me

[howard]: you know what would i what would
i have done franklin i would have fallen

[howard]: on the ground and then i would
have sued her ass

[franklin]: yeah oh my god well

[howard]: i'm

[franklin]: i'm glad you didn't get hit

[howard]: i'm always looking to see somebody though

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: franklin

[franklin]: that's right

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: that's why

[howard]: a white people love to see

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: you know and if you want to
hit me with your car i say

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so concise

[howard]: you

[franklin]: so

[howard]: know what

[franklin]: concise

[howard]: hit me with your car

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: this is what i say you see
me out there rolling around you got you

[howard]: got good as insurance hit me with
you car will split

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's that's smart man i don't know
why more people don't do that say hey

[howard]: you go ahead hit me with your
car

[franklin]: they will split the profits

[howard]: i'll sue you

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know that i'll

[franklin]: i think

[howard]: give you

[franklin]: it's my

[howard]: half

[franklin]: insurance would be shipped from here on
out though

[howard]: yeah but okay let's say let's say
how much money do you think you get

[howard]: from

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: so let's say you hit me and
your

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: in

[franklin]: i hit you

[howard]: your insurance pays me what how much
you think like two million

[franklin]: two million

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i don't know and r deeds

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he got his foot ran over by
a city truck

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and he got some

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: money from the city and they made
it up d r deeds to be like

[franklin]: you're you're living off the eleven thousand
dollars like i don't know if if now

[franklin]: deeds i'm so sorry oh my god
what's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: wrong with me

[howard]: m d a lot of money

[franklin]: and lot of deeds had a lot
of money i'm talking about the big daddy

[howard]: oh yeah let me see how much
money you get if if i'll say rich

[howard]: guy hits you

[franklin]: well i don't think

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that necessarily i mean i think it
matters because you know good insurance and all

[franklin]: that but like insurance is insurance right
like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to an extent

[howard]: well i don't know i mean because
you you can you know when did my

[howard]: insurance for my car i said you
know do you want to have two fifty

[howard]: thousand dollars of coverage or five hundred
thousand or whatever

[franklin]: m that's not how i did mine

[howard]: now what do you say you said
put it all on black

[franklin]: i don't know but i just remember
like i'll

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: pay the two hundred a month no

[howard]: yeah and let god sort him out

[franklin]: well like because they didn't

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: cover my insurance when i drove into
a flood i mean they didn't cover that

[franklin]: when i got when my car got
flooded

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so i'm like what does this what
does this cover in general and i guess

[franklin]: i was n't paying for the de
lux package or whatever it was only paying

[franklin]: for like carrekanship i don't know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: s is so boring dude i fucking
hate insurance what

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: good is it

[howard]: you know what it's good for it's
good for crimes there's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: always doing crimes of insurance and movies
and stuff i took this film class

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: a lot of these people out there
they don't think i know anything about films

[howard]: but i took a movie about

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: there was a crime film black and
white so is history

[franklin]: m hm

[howard]: and the lady or something she said
you know said oh there was a insurance

[howard]: on me if i die and then
she

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: faced her death made a lot of
la

[franklin]: right the life insurance

[howard]: yeah that's smart right there

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: right

[franklin]: that anna nicole smith money

[howard]: yeah or with that severi coop or
whatever

[franklin]: yeah

[franklin]: you know where anna cole smith passed
away right

[howard]: beautiful west palm beach right

[franklin]: hollywood florida my man

[howard]: yea

[franklin]: at a seminal hard rock hotel in
casino

[howard]: oh man that's where you know if
i have to die brother

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: bury me at the hard rock

[franklin]: what is the aninical what's the room
does she pass away in a room at

[franklin]: the hotel there

[howard]: i bet she do they go they
got slots there

[franklin]: yeah they got slots there it's a
casino

[howard]: she she probably died right in front
of the kitty glitter machine

[franklin]: the kid

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: glitter machine i know slot is like
the most confusing fucking game there's like eight

[franklin]: lions going in different

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like

[howard]: i love it i love saying you
know you give me thirty five lines at

[howard]: a time and you know it shows
it and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they're all going zig zag zig and
it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: doesn't go i guess so sure

[franklin]: what happened to the three cherries

[howard]: yeah no no nowadays you don't get
no cherries at all brother you get a

[howard]: winking cleopatra at her you get a
monkey

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: mommy all

[franklin]: you

[howard]: this

[franklin]: get a movie

[howard]: that's why like to play the ghost
busters machine becase sometimes you get scenes from

[howard]: ghost buster you're like he

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's a good day movie

[franklin]: sex in the city

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: slot

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: machine

[howard]: yeah or there's the brittany spears machine
you

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: get to listen to it one two
three

[franklin]: now in the sex in the city
machine you know what i think it's kind

[howard]: m

[franklin]: of bull ship because like so they
have like the ladies

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and like

[howard]: then they

[franklin]: m

[howard]: got mrbayeah

[franklin]: biggmrbigg has the most money that's got
a bullshit though isn't it

[howard]: well it's canonic right

[franklin]: it is canonical he is

[howard]: ah uh

[franklin]: his job in the movie he just
had a desk had a t v that

[franklin]: had like the stock market on it
like like that as his job i'd like

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: to

[howard]: just

[franklin]: watch

[howard]: watching he's just watching cramer

[franklin]: i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it shocks you fast pack sun is
plummeted

[howard]: i hate these mimastacks

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: two hundred years ago these mean stocks

[franklin]: oh boy

[howard]: never mind

[franklin]: good god

[howard]: hey that's dark

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: dark stuff

[franklin]: jim cramer well either cramer you know
they got to relax

[howard]: yeah well

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: that's why jim rae made that beautiful
mescal

[franklin]: right is tekla right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: it's good stuff i bet

[franklin]: neither of us has gotten it

[howard]: no

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: god knows i might never

[franklin]: no no

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: i know what you'd rather be doing

[howard]: what's that

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: that's true man you

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: know what i think about chilly dogs

[franklin]: you do you really

[howard]: yeah i think that girls

[franklin]: no you haven't had one from seven
eleven then

[howard]: that must be the issue

[franklin]: no well hear me out can you
hear me out man

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: or have you had chilly dogs from
you in you just bust open a can

[franklin]: and pour it on a dog no

[howard]: yeah that's what i've had him under
the bridge with a shop

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: in cart terry

[franklin]: mosquito timmy

[howard]: quito timmy turpentine sale the

[franklin]: big

[howard]: general

[franklin]: aden

[howard]: big aden

[franklin]: okay well when you go to seven
eleven and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you get your big bite right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get your big but you put it
there's a machine seen the machine

[howard]: yeah i think so it's a dispenser
right

[franklin]: dude that machine

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: has i guess unlimited chilly

[howard]: m

[franklin]: that's wild like i think discovering

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that like i can buy a chilly
dog i could put as much chilly as

[franklin]: i wanted it is just like

[howard]: right

[franklin]: insane

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: and there's cheese in the other side
too so you get the smallest dog see

[franklin]: but i don't need to be a
consistency in ratio

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but i'm telling you man i mean
i haven't used it in years i think

[franklin]: i think i outgrew it you know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know you know some people outgrow
relationships

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: i think

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i outgrew my relationship

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: with the seven eleven chilly and cheese
the spencer but i'm not saying

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's not right for others you

[howard]: right

[franklin]: know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like i'm serious like i don't know
are you a hot dog guy or no

[howard]: no man i don't i don't i
don't mess with any of that stuff

[franklin]: i like those hebrew nationals

[howard]: i don't like an elongated food won't
eat no hot dog on't at no corn

[howard]: on't at no celery at all

[franklin]: m yeah well

[howard]: m

[franklin]: you're missing out brother you're missing

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and sucking them down

[howard]: you're been missing out on life that's
what

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: dell the funky homo sapient once said

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well either way man

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: i think a friend of mine you
know everybody is missing out on something tom

[howard]: teredais

[franklin]: m

[howard]: missing out on those belgian beers

[franklin]: he is missing out right

[howard]: i

[franklin]: this is your belgium beer this is
your white whale a

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: good chilly dog

[howard]: yeah but nobody's missing out on those
coronas well

[franklin]: he

[howard]: i guess he's not because he's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: got him if he wants one

[franklin]: if people hunt on

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he can get one you know he
brought those over there man

[howard]: yeah he had him ready

[franklin]: that guy has been famous for like
years kurt russell

[howard]: yeah he's is such a famous guy
man you know kurt russell i think we

[howard]: are kind of like the modern day

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: kurt russell's in a lot of way

[franklin]: in what way is there a single
way

[howard]: we're pretty handsome right i think

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: you're a handsome guy

[franklin]: i think you're a handsome guy too
legitimately i'm not

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: gonna

[howard]: kurt russell is a handsome guy

[franklin]: okay just because we

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: have that in common like he's hollywood
handsome and we're just like oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's a pleasant enough face

[howard]: yeah we're not guys you would recoil
away from in terror if you saw a

[howard]: set of mervins

[franklin]: no yeah

[howard]: well that's pretty good

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: let what else is it similar

[franklin]: at

[howard]: to us about

[franklin]: murten

[howard]: you all like mervin loan m

[franklin]: you go shoppyat gimbles

[howard]: i'm a montgomery ward fellow

[franklin]: good god

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know what story i don't like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: you're in tore beals

[howard]: m i don't i don't know

[franklin]: you talk about beals

[howard]: no i don't know if i know
beals like that

[franklin]: i don't know if it's just like
because it looks like because i don't know

[franklin]: maybe it has like a marshal's type
fund or something like that or just

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like i keep wanting it to be
marshals you know

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: but it's just like it's just not
man it's just like a chitty

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like it's like a how would

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i describe beals

[howard]: it's an american retail corporation over over
five hundred store is founded in nineteen fifteen

[howard]: that's how i describe it

[franklin]: just right at the top of your
head

[howard]: yeah i mean if i had to
just

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: throw it out there i see their

[franklin]: m

[howard]: logo is very martial

[franklin]: it's that kind of style you know
i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: just like i don't know it's just

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you think it's something cooler than it
is you know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: the other place coals i'm like oh
this is like target but it's not like

[franklin]: coals is not cool right like

[howard]: no

[franklin]: i don't like i

[howard]: right

[franklin]: wanted to like you wanted to be
something else is essentially

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like an equivalent like i wanted i
want coals to be target it's not target

[howard]: yeah yeah coals is the least cool
store at probably there's

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: ever been man that's

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: that's a place where you can get
you know so like miami merchandise but it's

[howard]: like it's

[franklin]: a lamp

[howard]: technically official but it's not you

[franklin]: it looks

[howard]: know

[franklin]: like a ship

[howard]: yeah it's like this as if you
ever wanted to buy a miami jersey that's

[howard]: twenty

[franklin]: i

[howard]: two dollars which is fine you know

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: but it's not

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: it is not cool yes

[howard]: you know it's a cool store

[franklin]: that's a cool store

[howard]: i think they only got him in
texas it's called h b yeah

[franklin]: g v

[howard]: yeah you've seen

[franklin]: h

[howard]: those

[franklin]: yeah i've seen fast before might have
a mutual

[howard]: yahoukowit's cool about v s founded by
a lady named florence

[franklin]: a

[howard]: but

[franklin]: okay i don't think that's why our
guy goes to it

[howard]: no but he probably doesn't know that
it was founded by florence butt and howard

[franklin]: he

[howard]: every butt

[franklin]: well

[howard]: another howard

[franklin]: and they get expired meat there that
you

[howard]: mhmyeahthat's

[franklin]: can get half off

[howard]: right that's here the undertaker shop in

[franklin]: the value beef man

[howard]: yeah if you buy if you buy
it and it says use or

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: freeze by and that day is

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: today that's a smart by

[franklin]: at

[howard]: yeah that's on

[franklin]: right

[howard]: getting it right under the wire man
if that was a three pointer you'd say

[howard]: that's a clutch play

[franklin]: that's true very that's very true why
can't you say it's some clutch beef yeah

[franklin]: right

[howard]: want some clutch beef man

[franklin]: some of that beef has looked gray
and i didn't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: think of it because like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: but yeah that doesn't look right

[howard]: yeah well i mean maybe that's the
way beef goes it's

[franklin]: m

[howard]: like janet jackson says that's the way
beef goes

[franklin]: i guess

[howard]: you

[franklin]: so

[howard]: know er russell is in a upcoming
monster verse series

[franklin]: yeah are those still happening

[howard]: so it's not the dark universe it's
the monster

[franklin]: m

[howard]: verse

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: with

[franklin]: is that different from the mummy and
like

[howard]: yeah i know this is with god
zillah and the titans

[franklin]: okay so what what falls under that
universe officially is that that did that start

[franklin]: with the cranston god zilla

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i hated that i hated

[howard]: i

[franklin]: that

[howard]: hated cranston god zil so bad it
was com schol island in the monster

[franklin]: it is because they have the monarch

[howard]: m

[franklin]: company

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and that i like though

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: i liked

[howard]: a bad

[franklin]: it

[howard]: ass movie

[franklin]: now you know what the problem that
movie is

[howard]: there's not enough something for daddy

[franklin]: it was bred larson but i mean

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and then sam jackson bought

[howard]: yeah and tom hiddlestonyeah

[franklin]: low key yes but that's definitely like
oh i hate i hate when hey when

[franklin]: we're like oh oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is tom hiddleston daddy like but

[howard]: yeah he is daddy though

[franklin]: but if any actor is daddy it's
like it's it's him in that movie he's

[franklin]: definitely got

[howard]: you do tommy hitdleson is the new
tim roth by the way

[franklin]: no i think tim roff is too
low level

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tom middleston is is getting big time

[howard]: he's a main inventor

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: tim roth has always been a talented
hand

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but

[franklin]: tim rot is like you know european
championship you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know

[howard]: he was like a belt venus

[franklin]: it's like a album

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: i hope not but you know but
well so yeah

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: so here's the thing with that movie
it's said in the seventies right

[howard]: yeah it's old

[franklin]: it's all but brie larson's in it
and they bring bri larson back the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god zilla that are that's like modern

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: she would she'd be old

[howard]: maybe she got you know inspected by
god's virus or something

[franklin]: what does that mean

[howard]: you know like scale island everything is
crazy right

[franklin]: i know everything is crazy in skull
island man

[howard]: so

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: maybe they don't maybe don't get old
if you've been there

[franklin]: john c riley got all the ship
man what you talking about in the beginning

[franklin]: of that movie

[howard]: yeah but he's not he's not a
babe

[franklin]: he's certainly not but i'm just saying
bred larson and now shows up in the

[franklin]: other what's it called the dark universe

[howard]: the monster verse

[franklin]: so what's the mummy ones

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: is that

[howard]: the dark universe

[franklin]: okay so if he's in the monster
she's in the she's going to be old

[franklin]: that's what i'm saying dude she's on
na

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: be they have to put prosthetics

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is gonna look she's going to look
like you know ma young or something

[howard]: oh boy oh

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: you know it'll be like hale at
well in

[franklin]: captain america

[howard]: yeah but that was confusing because one
movie should be babe one movie should be

[howard]: old one movies should be ld one
movie should be a babe i couldn't keep

[howard]: it straight

[franklin]: i couldn't keep it straight either

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know decide please

[howard]: yeah and count in america and that
guy is such a hunk he should have

[howard]: just been moving on you know

[franklin]: yeah you know a captain america

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know you know what he didn't
didn't have on his list there you know

[franklin]: how you had that list right

[howard]: yeah yeah yeah i was

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like check out marvin gay stuff

[franklin]: it

[howard]: like

[franklin]: was

[howard]: that

[franklin]: like check out marvin gay check out
star track star wars

[howard]: read

[franklin]: like

[howard]: about

[franklin]: let's

[howard]: his

[franklin]: let's see

[howard]: can

[franklin]: what yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: what's on his list here and there's

[howard]: you didn't

[franklin]: no

[howard]: have

[franklin]: pad steve jobs his apple tie

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: food disco nowhere on there is i
love lucy was on there jesus christ man

[franklin]: what a dork uh

[howard]: you told him that man you

[franklin]: a

[howard]: just

[franklin]: name

[howard]: came back to life

[franklin]: you got t see i love lose
fuckedall of that one you're right ye

[howard]: he was hanging up with all these
little as fools

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: they're like oh you're call look out
all our lot

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: he's like sons good hank

[franklin]: i love lucy the moon landing the
berlin wall to see hasslhoff i guess steve

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: jobs disco ty food star wars nervana

[howard]: m

[franklin]: rock and

[howard]: there

[franklin]: trouble man sound

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: track

[howard]: yeah yeah that's right because they told
him that was the best music

[franklin]: yeah so you know what they don't
have on their porno

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: put a little port on a cap

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you're

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: gonna want to see this

[howard]: they didn't tell him about watching any

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: kurt russell movies

[franklin]: no

[howard]: you should check check out kurt russell
man he's pretty handsome

[franklin]: now he has a son

[howard]: yeah oh that's right boy you wouldn't
like him

[franklin]: right that's true he's the

[howard]: right

[franklin]: other captain america

[howard]: you like a scum bag version of
you cap

[franklin]: doesn't

[howard]: yah

[franklin]: goldy han have a son that's not
kurt russell's

[howard]: yeah she's got a daughter that's not
kurt russell can

[franklin]: but kerr russell raised her

[howard]: that's right i guess he's the stepfather
right

[franklin]: yeah or is he the father that
stepped up

[franklin]: this is pretty good

[howard]: yeahdamn that's a good shirt man right
there

[franklin]: that's a good show we should just
have this whole interaction

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: beyond in the back of a t

[howard]: h

[franklin]: shirt

[howard]: if you could have an audio t
shirt

[franklin]: we couldn't

[howard]: the

[franklin]: have an audio we could get the
transcript of this episode and put it on

[franklin]: his shirt you know that

[howard]: that

[franklin]: right

[howard]: would be awesome like

[franklin]: to

[howard]: he pushed a little but like those
those greeting cards and plays happy birthday or

[howard]: something

[franklin]: we could have uncle tom in the
front and then on the back is this

[franklin]: whole transcript in a small pot

[howard]: yeah people would love that

[franklin]: i love that a especially the i
say porno very loudly

[howard]: yeah it's all small text really tiny
like eight point like

[franklin]: m

[howard]: seventy two points as poor no

[howard]: it was your

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: shirts like port it's part of a
larger conversation an

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: captin america should have

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: looked at porto oh

[franklin]: look i'm not lie tha should have
been the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: main thing you should have done i'm
not in a fucking scoundrel here man

[howard]: i would

[franklin]: you

[howard]: have

[franklin]: know

[howard]: told them about jack and off

[franklin]: they

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: have jacking off in the fucking thirties

[howard]: say that

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: pile you gotta give us tracking off

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: business

[franklin]: it

[howard]: a shot

[franklin]: no it's real simple

[howard]: they're all simple say put a little
elbow grace in the

[franklin]: craze oh

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: love that is

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a good show man yeah

[franklin]: so they had a different for other
countries so australia his list

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: had a c d c space

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: travel steve irwin was on this list

[howard]: what really

[franklin]: in england it

[howard]: eh

[franklin]: was it was more or less shan
connery or stern connery

[howard]: one

[franklin]: this guy who harassed alex rebeck

[howard]: it is a bully

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: in mexico it was

[howard]: m

[franklin]: shaker was on their fucking christ

[howard]: she's not mexican

[franklin]: this

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: is fucked i know oh my god

[howard]: if you put chicure on the mexican
list you could have left the

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: same ship for the british and australians

[franklin]: at that point man at that fucking
point well maybe

[howard]: he

[franklin]: he had point on another page it
was a fucking notebook like that might have

[franklin]: been at the top

[howard]: yeah that's we only saw one page
that's

[franklin]: we

[howard]: true

[franklin]: only saw one page man slaves could

[howard]: yet

[franklin]: have given him a whole book of
just names

[howard]: he

[franklin]: man

[howard]: yeah i check out riley read

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: find out what happened to her but
otherwise

[franklin]: she got what happened

[howard]: is she the one who got who
got caught caught and compromised

[franklin]: she got married just

[howard]: oh that's even

[franklin]: equally

[howard]: worse

[franklin]: worse for her sleeves right

[howard]: yeah sleeves has a like a perspective
where it's really easy for someone to be

[howard]: caught and compromised yeah

[franklin]: to be dead to him is yes

[howard]: it's like the razor thin line

[franklin]: it's a race in line

[howard]: that

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: was a hell of a guy sleeves
you don't know him check him out

[franklin]: oh yeah that would be the only
thing we could ever plug on this show

[franklin]: right

[howard]: that's what i would tell captain america

[franklin]: sleeves tweet

[howard]: yeah got the sleeves treat cap

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you would just break your jaw right
there

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: keep this filth away from me pervert

[howard]: i'm a war hero damn it

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: god

[howard]: no

[franklin]: that's enough about cathin america for now

[howard]: i don't know

[franklin]: it might be later you know we
do

[howard]: we

[franklin]: have

[howard]: might come back to him

[franklin]: we might we might want to table
that one

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we do have traditions though on the
king size bed don't we uncle howard

[howard]: oh brother we sure do and that's
what makes us great

[franklin]: yeah so every single night me and
uncle howard like to watch a little bit

[franklin]: of movie before going to bed you
know oh

[howard]: because we don't we can't sleep soundly
until we've seen cinema

[franklin]: that's right because we're a pair o
ronda shears and gilbert godfreys were up

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: all night

[howard]: that's right beautiful

[franklin]: so my movie so i don't know
why this little tweed came into my thought

[franklin]: process here but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so i was thinking to punk you
know and how zach brat assaulted a child

[franklin]: on the show punkedallegedly

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: now

[howard]: well i'm pretty sure it happened

[franklin]: allegedly for

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: whatever sake that he zacbrafasalted a child
but one of the people that was on

[franklin]: the show punked was some little tweed

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: named like ryan pinkston and

[howard]: h

[franklin]: he capitalized

[howard]: m

[franklin]: on some of that punk success and
you got you got a feature film out

[franklin]: of it which

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: is really wild

[howard]: well deserved

[franklin]: because ah well this is like not
net flix movies

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this is like a movie in a
theater

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know with like crikkilborn and carmen
electra you know so i don't know i

[franklin]: picked this movie not really thinking it
through here but it's basically a mix of

[franklin]: like fucking the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: matthew perry movie or he's played by
zachefron you know

[howard]: oh yeah dad dad swap

[franklin]: it wasn't called dad swap because it
was called seventeen again

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: come on man dad swop jesus christ

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: so

[howard]: come so

[franklin]: yeah so this movie aired as a
couple of things is called

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: big liar on campus and it was
also called full of it so i don't

[franklin]: know which of the screenings you saw
i guess very similar to captain you know

[franklin]: depends

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: at captain merica's list you saw

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: theaters

[howard]: i saw checura

[franklin]: you saw this

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: sour exicoman this movie ninety minutes

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: four hundred and eighty six thousand at
the box

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: office

[howard]: hey that's not bad man i could
use that much money

[franklin]: could use a to man we should
play should call ryan piksons and you can

[franklin]: give us a slice of that

[howard]: yeah he's probably still spending that money

[franklin]: okay so its widest release was fifteen
theaters

[howard]: oh oh

[franklin]: uh and the gross the domestic growth
was fourteen thousand

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: wait a second so over season urn
like the four hundred and seventy two thousand

[howard]: yeah it was huge in china

[franklin]: damn no wonder the rock fucking

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: loves those other countries man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so so this plot i mean honestly
i thought it would be more amusing when

[franklin]: i chose it but

[howard]: right oh

[franklin]: it wasn't it was it's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know it's it's like a straight

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to d v d movie with a
if

[howard]: my

[franklin]: an actor nobody remembers but he

[howard]: there's got

[franklin]: says

[howard]: some other actors in there though right

[franklin]: there are some other actors there is
kate mara

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: terry polo

[howard]: terry bull

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a great manager of nineteen ninety three
w f

[franklin]: that's johnny polo

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah uh

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you have the you know well so
many talented actors like i really don't feel

[franklin]: like name but you o you

[howard]: i

[franklin]: think carmon electro wouldn't attach your name
to the ting that's a bust right

[howard]: not well there's one bust she attach

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: her name to

[franklin]: this movies bad dude it's like an
a b c family movie i know you

[franklin]: know he says my dog ate my
home work i never miss

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a shot in basketball and drive a
porch

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and all his lies

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that he told early on that nobody
believed ended

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: up becoming true

[howard]: so starts driving a parish and his
dogs eating his own work

[franklin]: yeah that's not great but

[howard]: it's not good for the dog i'd
worry about

[franklin]: worry about the dog but aside

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: from that he never misses a shot
and basketball

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: you

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: know yeah so now so but now
he says he

[howard]: m

[franklin]: has to find a way to fix
and fix what is

[howard]: i hate how things you know i'm
driving a porch now

[franklin]: i'll post a d v d on
d v d edition

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: assume

[howard]: is there a special edition of it
is there like

[franklin]: i think i don't know man i
don't think

[howard]: his

[franklin]: so

[howard]: and hers with full of it and
what women want oh yeah

[franklin]: full of it d v d let
me see if there's a combo pack

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: let's see uh no it doesn't look
like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: doesn't look like there's a com boat
man no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: his hers just just by itself here
you know is by itself

[howard]: yeah you search full of it d
v d you find much of movies but

[howard]: none of them are full of it

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: find

[franklin]: i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: had the fall of a d v
d

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: two thousand seven the same year as
a ghost writer i believe

[howard]: that's a good one

[franklin]: i am

[howard]: i

[franklin]: legend

[howard]: said

[franklin]: i couldn't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that be a combo pack full

[howard]: m

[franklin]: of it and i am legend and
it could have

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: made more money

[howard]: you bundled them together if you said
hey come

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i am legend by

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the way full of its play and
you say sure i stick

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: around i guess

[franklin]: right

[howard]: a

[franklin]: that's what they should do with bad
movies fucking attach them to good ones and

[howard]: yeah that's a smart smart idea it's
like when you go you see a band

[howard]: the band you're excited about playing they
got an opener you

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: really care about that opener but there
they are same deal

[franklin]: you got to listen to them and
sometimes they're okay right you might

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not

[howard]: you might

[franklin]: might

[howard]: be surprised

[franklin]: not hate it so they should have
like super bad and then like you know

[franklin]: it's like a flop that was like
a

[howard]: um how about crypto staring alexis bladell

[franklin]: is that

[howard]: and

[franklin]: real

[howard]: kurt russell

[franklin]: i'm looking

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this up now excuse the typing everybody

[howard]: it's like a crypto

[franklin]: crypto

[howard]: it's about money laundering

[franklin]: you're just

[howard]: elect

[franklin]: in a money oh shit it is
real

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he a bow nap is in this

[howard]: bon app

[franklin]: fucking guys gave his bow nap an
there's luke emsworth i think he's the younger

[franklin]: brother and he looks like he's fifty

[howard]: yeah is the scrub brother yeah this
guy know he's older i think than chris

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: lam is the oldest one right

[franklin]: lem

[howard]: late liamlim but liamis

[franklin]: now he's

[howard]: the young

[franklin]: the youngest right

[howard]: is the youngest he looks like a
million bucks

[franklin]: he does like a million books yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: look i

[howard]: all right

[franklin]: call it like a seer

[howard]: yeah let's let's f f m k
the emsworth brower

[franklin]: yes please i think there's kay

[howard]: i wouldn't

[franklin]: luke

[howard]: i wouldn't

[franklin]: put him out

[howard]: kill

[franklin]: of his misery

[howard]: any of them man what are they
just get kill

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: luke

[franklin]: he's old i mean let's

[howard]: yea

[franklin]: call it like it is

[howard]: here

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: a piece of used up meat brother

[franklin]: yeah man that's

[howard]: i

[franklin]: that's just a special project we're gonna
start doing here just

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: attaching the crypto if you know super
bad or whatever

[howard]: yeah yeah i think that's a pretty
good idea about why doesn't chris do one

[howard]: of his brother s a favorite hey
thor ragnarok i'll attach it to

[franklin]: independence day too resurrection or whatever

[howard]: death of me

[franklin]: ah you get

[howard]: well

[franklin]: you can get

[howard]: maget

[franklin]: up

[franklin]: like you get like a new hope
with a wild hog i guess

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: neither one is a bad movie though

[howard]: yeah wild hogs they hit

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: legitimately is

[franklin]: legitimate

[howard]: is that

[franklin]: it

[howard]: is our wild hawks commentary still i
guess they took it down in the great

[franklin]: cornu

[howard]: pornhubpurge

[franklin]: in the pornhuperge they took down our
wild hogs d v d commentary and

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: i

[howard]: and

[franklin]: can

[howard]: a lot

[franklin]: check

[howard]: of

[franklin]: a

[howard]: other

[franklin]: goole

[howard]: stuff

[franklin]: drive

[howard]: too

[franklin]: on a lot of other stuff i
think

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sleeves is really from that as well
more than anything that was our most listen

[franklin]: to episode

[howard]: yeah i was and was surprisingly well
rated considering that you would think a lot

[howard]: of guys were trying to check off

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: came across that and apparently we're like
four stars yeah

[franklin]: that was weird that was weird i
did find like you know i'm i'm not

[franklin]: a porter this is this to

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: porno heavy my god my

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: word

[howard]: we

[franklin]: but

[howard]: got

[franklin]: i found infinity war once on a
streaming site like age deep quality

[howard]: yeah you know i mentioned earlier i
had

[franklin]: m

[howard]: just got over covid getting over it
i guess i still got

[franklin]: m

[howard]: a little bit in

[franklin]: m

[howard]: but

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: i watched infinity war and in game
these

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: are good damn movies man

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and i'm going to be brave enough
to admit i was so sick the barrier

[howard]: between my emotions in my brain was
completely taken down so i was just like

[howard]: crying all the time the movies

[franklin]: so you got a man coming back
from the quantum world and you're

[howard]: i was

[franklin]: just like

[howard]: like

[franklin]: in tears

[howard]: i got all like choked up when
all the chicks rally up together at the

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: end like we got that was like
her so strong oh

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: a

[franklin]: beautiful man m

[howard]: yeah it was nice man i liked
feeling those emotions

[franklin]: h

[howard]: i hope

[franklin]: h

[howard]: i get covid again to be honest
with you

[franklin]: that's the only way you feel emotions

[howard]: no i got i got choked up
watching and gave the first time in the

[howard]: theaters man when tony sees his dad
and he's like hey just be a good

[howard]: dad or whatever like

[franklin]: all

[howard]: dan

[franklin]: right yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: that's a nice scene

[howard]: that's a beautiful scene man

[franklin]: dad's john slattery

[howard]: yeah that guys

[franklin]: think he's a scrub

[howard]: i don't know

[franklin]: okay he's

[howard]: not a

[franklin]: old

[howard]: scream yeah he's an old man he's
a

[franklin]: but it

[howard]: dad

[franklin]: he's always looked old though as the
thing

[howard]: he's just where he's an always old

[franklin]: and always old bro

[howard]: socks

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: i think he's another guy and i
don't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like this but he gets like because
people like madmen they like like the outfits

[franklin]: and like all he's like oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is john slattery daddy

[howard]: oh yeah but he's daddy

[franklin]: he's daddy

[howard]: at

[franklin]: because like he's fucking just you know
swigging whiskey you know

[howard]: if you're swigging whiskey your daddy

[franklin]: i even just mentioning it just hurts
me

[howard]: yeah john slattery he's oh man he
is old what the hell he doesn't look

[howard]: that old in the movies because he's
got black hair

[franklin]: yeah well

[howard]: but

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: looking at my wikapits old as hell
an he's got white

[franklin]: what's

[howard]: hair

[franklin]: his age though

[howard]: sixty same age as killmorn

[franklin]: god okay

[howard]: by the

[franklin]: so

[howard]: way

[franklin]: he's six people like you

[howard]: he was like rough sixty man he's

[franklin]: that's a rough six is what i'm
saying man like that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ain't like that ain't that ain't a
typical sixty

[howard]: yeah what's he been doing is even
like hiking in the desert all day every

[howard]: day or something

[franklin]: yeah right with the fuckmast

[howard]: hey slattery get your ship together brother

[franklin]: he looked all this ship on madman
which was like fifteen years ago

[howard]: yeah yeah i'm looking at him here
i'm like oh shit i've never watched madman

[howard]: but i know there was an old
guy on it looked

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: at him and like oh that's the
old guy from madman

[franklin]: and he looked all he goes all
the ship there too dude

[howard]: yeah but then well that's why people
people talk bad about these mc movies how

[howard]: kind of they made this guy look
like a million bucks until

[franklin]: a

[howard]: like an old cock

[franklin]: yeah guess i guess

[howard]: he had a mustache he had black

[franklin]: m

[howard]: hair looked great

[franklin]: what can i tell you

[howard]: yeah yeah that's

[franklin]: m

[howard]: what it's all about man

[franklin]: yeah yeah

[howard]: man i love movies

[franklin]: eh

[howard]: speaking of movies i watched a movie
franklin

[franklin]: did you

[howard]: yeah it's called the sharpest knife in
the shed

[franklin]: the sharpest knife in the shed i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: could see the cover already r j
get on it

[howard]: yeah r j or mason or tag
up this movie this is this a movie

[howard]: is from two thousand three when movies
were made for men

[franklin]: yeah i miss that

[howard]: and this is a movie it's about
a guy he's a dumb dumb but he

[howard]: he he's a he's a traveling salesman
you know it's like cut co you know

[howard]: those knives that they sell

[franklin]: m

[howard]: door to door he's like that but
then he gets ome he's out he's in

[howard]: a bad part of town these guys
come up to him and they say give

[howard]: me all your money they think he's
someone else they're like hey you know slevinski

[howard]: he was like well i don't know

[franklin]: m

[howard]: i'm not slevinsky and they're like give
give me the information levinski

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and and because he's got this brief
case and he they're like give it give

[howard]: it no no no and he opens
the brief case and all the knives fly

[howard]: out and it stabs the guys and
they

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: all die

[franklin]: shit

[howard]: and he runs away he is all
scared

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and then and then another organization there
is like that satellite sees him and they're

[howard]: like oh

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: looks like slevinski killed the k g
b which is so easy and so it's

[howard]: like it's a government and they're saying
slavinski's on run is on the run from

[howard]: the k g b we got to
get him there after this guy he's just

[howard]: a dumb dumb as

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a case of mistaken identity

[franklin]: oh that's funny

[howard]: yeah that's a movie man right

[franklin]: that's a good movie

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is it rowan atkinson

[howard]: no rod run atkinson is in this
but he plays the president of the united

[howard]: states of america

[franklin]: oh so you got type cast it
again huh

[howard]: all play because

[franklin]: folks think i'm gone so smart

[howard]: yeah slvinski it's not real the real
slevinski turns out is a hunk it's it's

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you know one of those classic two
thousand three hunks of a

[franklin]: one of the classic two thousand three
hunks we all

[howard]: matt

[franklin]: remember

[howard]: damon

[franklin]: that matt damon it

[howard]: yeah so it's the

[franklin]: jude

[howard]: real

[franklin]: law

[howard]: the

[franklin]: another

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: two duson three hunk

[howard]: jude laws another two three hung but
then so that's the real one who he

[howard]: finds he finds r protagonists and he
was like you got to come with me

[howard]: on levinski

[franklin]: no

[howard]: and so then yeah then our nerve
is like i don't know who to trust

[howard]: but the main nord is he's played
by mickelevin

[franklin]: christopher mints plus

[howard]: yeah place

[franklin]: plus

[howard]: plassy

[franklin]: yeah i don't pronounce the name

[howard]: no one does what's he

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: been up to lie like well probably
still living off the residuals from the sharpest

[howard]: knife in the shed oh

[franklin]: you hear other films

[howard]: i can't think of one

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: oh kick ass to

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: m

[franklin]: it's quite essential cloven movie oh

[howard]: that's a cool

[franklin]: m

[howard]: man plas yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: here's a great movie there's oh he
was in two thousand he was fourteen years

[howard]: old says quick

[franklin]: m

[howard]: quite a character

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: for him to be playing at that
time but

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: so it happened i guess it must
have come out i would must have been

[howard]: wrong it must have come out in
two thous thirteen

[franklin]: yeah you might be wrong

[howard]: m

[franklin]: on that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: year

[howard]: there's a sexy evil russian lady

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: was that played by linda hunt

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: the linda fiorentino

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a

[howard]: this movie was it's crazy this movie
was directed by michael man

[franklin]: do

[howard]: yeah i don't know man yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: michael mando

[franklin]: yeh because in michael man movies those
are pretty big films

[howard]: yeah yeah people seem to know

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: about them

[franklin]: i

[howard]: i've i've of course heard of all
of them and

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: see

[franklin]: man

[howard]: all

[franklin]: all these michael you know michael man
michael man what

[howard]: i said

[franklin]: a movie

[howard]: why not michael who man

[franklin]: that's that's both of you

[howard]: yeah because i believe in equality

[franklin]: yeah oh

[howard]: i don't think i've seen i'm looking
at michael man here i don't think i've

[howard]: seen a single one of his dam
movies

[franklin]: i don't think i haven't seen heat
yet

[howard]: yeah i saw i've seen that clip
where patina she's got a great

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: ass

[franklin]: yeah i think that's the main

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: reason people watch basically

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: at this point is the men and
then

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they came out with heat too which
is a book not a movie

[howard]: what

[franklin]: it's a book you're going to be
sick you're going to be sick you're gonna

[franklin]: be

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: asking yeah yeah

[howard]: this is a great podcast everybody

[franklin]: yeah i am confused to like where
like weird film twitter to size like oh

[franklin]: so and so this white

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: mid fifty year old man bay now
and

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: like he is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we love his movies

[howard]: yeah we love to see it folks

[franklin]: we'd love to see it folk

[howard]: and we

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: love

[franklin]: sure he eats

[howard]: and

[franklin]: good i'll see heat

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: i don't know if i will i
think it's like four hours long man

[franklin]: oh i'm good on that player because

[howard]: yeah i'd rather be watching in game
if i'm watching a movie that long

[franklin]: yeah right i think with some thrills

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: he

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: right

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know this movie sounds suspiciously a
lot like if looks could kill with richard

[franklin]: greco

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: because it's a mistaken identity with

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: richard greco playing a gay name old
corban which is the exact same name as

[franklin]: a secret agent

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well they don't know is that secret
agent

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: dies in the beginning

[howard]: hm

[franklin]: of the movie but they don't know
this so richard greco they fucking like they

[franklin]: get him like he's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: on a school trip in paris they
just fucking like like the association or whatever

[franklin]: finds him is like where are you
michael if you've been you know we're so

[franklin]: glad we found you they give him
like the corvet all these gadgets you know

[franklin]: you know like you know the exploding
like shaving cream

[howard]: i like

[franklin]: and all those cool things they give
you in the movies

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ere just so sick man i love
thee i love the movies in general

[howard]: i do too man it's funny you
mentioned it looks could kill because there is

[howard]: one person who is in both movies

[franklin]: no ship

[howard]: gabriel and war

[franklin]: oh mariska hargate

[howard]: yeah gargeetoyou as well you interesting wikapidia
does not say gabriel anwor's birthday she must

[howard]: be

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: thirty years old

[franklin]: let's leave it at that

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it doesn't i am d b

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: well wait a second

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: you're not going to i don't care
man but you're going to be mad and

[franklin]: you know you are a patriot

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: gabriel nor is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: british to will you stop it yeah

[howard]: all right i don't bother me because
she served america proudly during

[franklin]: m

[howard]: the burn not wars oh

[franklin]: hold up so gabriel anwarsuh in her
fifties

[howard]: yeah look at that

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: she looks just as good in these
pictures as she ever has

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: she is such a she's she's

[franklin]: she

[howard]: inspiring because most times you think of
a british actor you think like oh they're

[howard]: really good but her not so much

[franklin]: no what yeah

[howard]: no she's a great actress

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: he

[franklin]: almost dropped an empty can here but
yes

[howard]: oh now listen to this her her
grandmother was an austrian jew but her grandfather

[howard]: was an indian moslem so she's equality
right there

[franklin]: that most certainly is

[howard]: yeah she's daddy right

[franklin]: s gabriel and or she is a

[howard]: a

[franklin]: night night opening m v p

[howard]: yeah she's great man actually i'm never
never upset to see

[franklin]: m

[howard]: very lanarinamovi

[franklin]: and anything right yeah your se gabriel
and are

[howard]: cheers to that brother

[franklin]: yeah okay we're getting distracted by gabriel
air

[howard]: m

[franklin]: and like

[howard]: it's no one could blame us for
that oh

[franklin]: yeah lock us up

[howard]: if it's a crime to be distracted
by a beautiful

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: equality british then

[franklin]: equality

[howard]: throw me in prison

[franklin]: british is that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: where you're referring to her as by
quality british yeah

[howard]: yeah why not man now

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: we could we could talk to averilanr
and richard rico all day and richard greco's

[howard]: likes on instagram and maybe we should

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: but

[howard]: but we got we got business to
get down to franklin

[franklin]: yeah we got some lovely questions

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: from our

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: listeners man

[howard]: yeah i think they're do we got
email ones are all just in our

[franklin]: i

[howard]: patron

[franklin]: haven't checked

[howard]: exclusive

[franklin]: the email ones here

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but i think what was the last
time we recorded we helped the guy

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: out with his pill organizer right

[howard]: yeah that was it yeah i think
that was the last one

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah we got some questions here we
could

[franklin]: all right so

[howard]: charge

[franklin]: we'll start

[howard]: through

[franklin]: off

[howard]: him here

[franklin]: with bert here and bert's asking us
what wrestler would

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you cast in the breaking bad

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: better called saul universe

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: and who would they play

[howard]: okay oh

[franklin]: wrestlers just can't act though man like

[howard]: what about the greatest game changing actor
in hollywood dwaine

[franklin]: oh okay

[howard]: j

[franklin]: yeah the rock would be the worst
thing to ever happen to

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: better call s all like

[howard]: because he would just put a stop
to all that crime

[franklin]: essentially right you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: would you would say he would say
saul has a small penis and then fucking

[franklin]: arrest everybody and book himself to be
the fucking guy dude

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: like it would be sucking terrible man
it would be fucking terrible

[howard]: h

[franklin]: like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god i can't i can't imagine a
worse thing happening to better call saul than

[franklin]: dwaine the rock johnson like interjecting himself
somehow it would be

[howard]: a

[franklin]: the worst thing

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but you know what i think

[howard]: listen up rio sea horn

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: piece of ash

[franklin]: right yeah exactly

[howard]: impressed i know who that is

[franklin]: i am impressing who ray sea horn
is yes

[howard]: oh i didn't know how to pronounce

[franklin]: i don't

[howard]: she

[franklin]: know

[howard]: was

[franklin]: how is

[howard]: a

[franklin]: pronounced either but i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sure yeah

[howard]: it's probably in between

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i don't know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a fucking cast man these these wrestlers
are jokers

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: man like

[howard]: well so it's let's they're like kind
of you can realy cast a like brian

[howard]: tillman junior

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: as a meth guy right

[franklin]: as a meth guy yes man oh
my god you know for sure you know

[howard]: but kind of like a tough math
guy i guess because

[franklin]: now

[howard]: he

[franklin]: saul has like goons

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: sometimes though like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like he might need to

[howard]: brian

[franklin]: like a

[howard]: pillon

[franklin]: jake

[howard]: junior is a goon

[franklin]: no funk that he's a meth guy
dude

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: fuck that look that like i mean
like a jake hager or a fucking you

[franklin]: know like a big fellow you know

[howard]: yeah maybe

[franklin]: like paul white

[howard]: what's oh paul white would be a
great goon

[franklin]: because that's like soul i got in
trouble again and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like god damn not another public master

[howard]: as

[franklin]: baiter yeah

[howard]: i don't know what this is about

[franklin]: m

[howard]: real life

[franklin]: okay yeah you've played you've been a
good sport though yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but i think i think the big
show paul white not the rock and brian

[franklin]: pill man junior

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: on the show

[howard]: i think that's a money maker right
there

[franklin]: sure is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you want to get the next one
here

[howard]: for mason man as i love this
guy more every day that's that's a shoot

[howard]: he

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: says who slash what would you choose
as your abitar in the metavhers can be

[howard]: anyone anything alive dead or fictional

[franklin]: can you explain the meta verse and

[howard]: a

[franklin]: better detail to me because

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: i don't know

[howard]: it's like second life but it's virtual
reality you

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: know so you just just be your
little guy that runs around and looks at

[howard]: ferries jack and off or whatever happens
yes

[franklin]: oh dear

[howard]: so i think i would just pick
a mighty redwood tree

[howard]: well

[franklin]: your

[howard]: you

[franklin]: avatar

[howard]: know

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah it does have a tree just
just giant

[franklin]: so have you played super mario autisy

[howard]: ah no not really i know a
little bit i know there's the hat

[franklin]: yeah that's good

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well that is basically everything so it's
so much fun to go in a motorcycle

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: in that game you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's so fun but

[howard]: what

[franklin]: i would like to have a motorcycle
whatever my avatar would be in the the

[franklin]: meta

[howard]: you

[franklin]: verse i don't know man it's so
it's so creepy there i mean i think

[franklin]: i'd take one browse and just you
know not not be thrilled you know

[howard]: yeah yeah i'm not a big meta
verse guy i don't

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: think

[franklin]: you're asking the wrong guys

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: on this and i think that's more
of a van question to ask i think

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he's a guy who can maximize the
meta verse

[howard]: i guess you know what i would
i would like us to both be delffuegos

[franklin]: can we

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: burn some bars down and

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: the meta verse

[howard]: i think so i watched a video
on maybe it was on the news or

[howard]: something about their building a house somewhere
you buy this house it comes with a

[howard]: lambo and you

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: also get your house in

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the menaverse

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: and they were like what a cool
deal you get this crazy house and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a lamb

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and the meta

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: verse house

[franklin]: the meta verse

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: can

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you build a nicer house in the
metaverse

[howard]: yeah can you imagine i would just
take a chitty house i guess in real

[howard]: life if the metaphors is so dope
man i i'll just live in a dump

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: as long as i got my

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: sick lamb in the middle of her

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: is that is

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: that a thing you have to be
like an old man is that a thing

[franklin]: like we have to be

[howard]: i

[franklin]: concerned

[howard]: don't think it's like really

[franklin]: think i don't think anybody on live
in squalor

[howard]: i think

[franklin]: just

[howard]: yeah i think it's like

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: kind of made up it's one of
those things

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: where they are just trying to convince
you that you want it but it's not

[howard]: going to work no one why would
anybody want to have a sick

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you know like i can have a
cool house in a grand theft auto right

[franklin]: yeah you know what it reminds me
of it's the

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's the arrow smith music video the
virtual reality one

[howard]: yeah i know what you're saying it's

[franklin]: you

[howard]: just

[franklin]: know exactly

[howard]: like that

[franklin]: what i'm talking about right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's called amazing

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: and you know this guy just you
know builds like alicia silver stone this

[howard]: m

[franklin]: fucking thing it turns out she was
real i think the end of the music

[franklin]: video so

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's a little confusing but that's essentially
the metovers so look up

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: arow smith's amazing you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: got a guy who is just like
instructing the perfect

[howard]: right

[franklin]: babe he does

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: write out of a motor cycle too

[howard]: yep

[franklin]: um that's basically like that

[howard]: to

[franklin]: is essentially the meter verse right

[howard]: yeah it's just the arrow smith amazing
video once again ere smith

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: was an innovator you should all be
thanking him

[franklin]: one of the great

[howard]: yeah

[howard]: so you want to get this next
question here it's a pretty pretty good question

[franklin]: all right so

[howard]: m

[franklin]: sorry is this o shampoo he's okay
has anyone

[howard]: m

[franklin]: has anyone you know ever come back
from a long trip and seemed like even

[franklin]: more

[howard]: h

[franklin]: of a bully about video

[howard]: m

[franklin]: game trophies than ever

[howard]: m

[franklin]: i would say no i would say
people have come back from a long trip

[franklin]: with clarity

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and and aspirations and goals

[howard]: no

[franklin]: and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: pride in their achievement

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: say video game trove they were winning
fall guys

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i think maybe the question that should
be asked as has a friend of yours

[franklin]: ever gone on a trip ended up
winning a bunch of fall guys tournaments and

[franklin]: you have some resentment and jealousy

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: oh

[franklin]: but i'm a prey

[howard]: fit

[franklin]: for you champ

[howard]: oh that's that's big of you man
right there

[franklin]: i think so

[howard]: yeah all right here's a question from
mac

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah he says tell me about a
time you knew you were right and everyone

[howard]: thought you were wrong it's hard hard
to narrow it down for

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: me

[franklin]: hard to narrow it when haven't we
been right

[howard]: i am usually pretty right about stuff

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i was right when i said there
was some wrestling a drama and i said

[howard]: just wait for the person to say
oh promise i'll pay all you guys later

[howard]: that came true

[franklin]: yeah you basically wrote that to like
oh sorry i did not mean to press

[franklin]: it

[howard]: i

[franklin]: again

[howard]: deserved it

[franklin]: i didn't have to press i'm sorry
you did you did essentially call that

[howard]: yeah i didn't really take the mightiest
powers of prediction though

[franklin]: it didn't yeah i'm sure there's more
examples that's like a tough one like you

[howard]: i feel

[franklin]: know

[howard]: like we're usually right

[franklin]: i know

[howard]: to be

[franklin]: what

[howard]: honest

[franklin]: i got one i got a perfect

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: one actually

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a guy named jack allison who

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah that's right i do want to
shake his hand and i don't know how

[franklin]: we got on the subject

[howard]: my

[franklin]: of the band red pepper

[howard]: m

[franklin]: and the song california cation

[howard]: oh yes

[franklin]: they said they said and alderon's not
far away it's california cation and jack goes

[franklin]: aldernis not even featured in the movies
where are they singing about it and i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: said it's featured in the end of
the revenge sith where they drop off baby

[franklin]: lea

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's featured in kanobi you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so i mean

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: jack hello hello

[howard]: well

[franklin]: yeah it's featured in

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's featuring cenoby

[howard]: oh ah

[franklin]: thank you so that's the time when

[howard]: m

[franklin]: well i knew i was right

[howard]: m

[franklin]: and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: jack was wrong

[howard]: that was an amazing one i was
so proud of her when

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that happened

[franklin]: yeah he gets mad when i bring
it up

[howard]: looks like red pepper knows a lot
more about star wars than jack does

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m oh

[howard]: let's say here's a question from bert
oh you want to get it i'll just

[howard]: read it since i started off here
and

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: bert says what's your stance on neumperennium
parennium

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: pareneum sunning

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: and do you have any tips so
this is one of the new health trends

[howard]: that sweep in the nation people go
outside

[franklin]: my

[howard]: pull their pants down

[franklin]: m

[howard]: just let the sun do its magic

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: on their on their

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: on

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: their a b c

[franklin]: no trump said that would work though
at some point

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i felt like right is this like

[howard]: he said it was good for covid
and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: hell

[franklin]: why

[howard]: i

[franklin]: didn't

[howard]: might

[franklin]: you

[howard]: have

[franklin]: try that

[howard]: i should have tried i went outside
a couple of times when i was sick

[howard]: because i just needed to get outside
and then i got here tired very quickly

[franklin]: you were very weak i'm so sorry

[howard]: why don't we have a sample of
that

[franklin]: we do need to

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get the i think a lot of
music's playing that's the problem with some of

[franklin]: them you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the music

[howard]: weak

[franklin]: yeah that's

[howard]: ned to

[franklin]: unfortunate

[howard]: isolate it we've got a email george
can

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: we get the isolated tracks

[franklin]: sir e an mcchellan or whatever avidsh

[howard]: yeah mickey hen or something

[franklin]: mac dermod sorry

[howard]: yeah dermid

[franklin]: yeah so the next question here

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah i mean we don't have but
yeah like you know don't do that you

[franklin]: know right

[howard]: yeah i'd say probably you don't want
to get john mc kane cancer on your

[howard]: balls oh

[howard]: m

[franklin]: okay this is a great question

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i think it's the last one to

[howard]: yeah there's one more but yeah

[franklin]: where is it

[howard]: conrad's yeah

[franklin]: that's not a question that's like a
quote tweet man

[howard]: no but there's a question in between

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: and yeahi'it's

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: from a great man

[franklin]: need

[howard]: and

[franklin]: to make

[howard]: she

[franklin]: er

[howard]: deserves

[franklin]: advent

[howard]: it

[franklin]: of the discord

[howard]: yeah she is my friend

[franklin]: yeah uh would you accept a lifetime
season tickets for your favorite team with the

[franklin]: condition that any game you attend you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: had to be need

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: at a great question because you can't
you get a lifetime seats and tickets but

[franklin]: you got to funk and be new
at the game

[howard]: he

[franklin]: is everybody

[howard]: so

[franklin]: cool up in a trina though like
i guess they are right

[howard]: it's it's interesting this question that we
answered it today because i was just reading

[howard]: you know i love to read the
news and my favorite team is the oklandas

[howard]: and they just recently had it there's
a police are looking for a couple who

[howard]: went up to the highest that as
aren't doing good this season and a lot

[howard]: of people aren't going to the game
so there's like entire sections of the stadium

[howard]: where no one is so this couple
went up into a section up as far

[howard]: away from everyone as they could up
up up up in the corner and they

[howard]: started go into town like there was
no tomorrow

[franklin]: no

[howard]: on each other yeah and now there's
pictures of them it's like you know police

[howard]: say if you see this couple let
them know which first of all if anybody's

[howard]: listen to you know that couple is
tell them that you know cut their hair

[howard]: dye their hair do it but they
came in to hide from the police because

[howard]: you know you let them let them
live i hope they learned their lesson not

[howard]: to publicly have sex at a professional
sporting event but they don't need to go

[howard]: to jail for it they just need
to be made fun of a little bit

[howard]: which i think they are so yeah
me too he

[franklin]: well

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: what are the people like sitting behind
them doing

[howard]: there was no one behind them

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: they were up and they were up
in the very very top section they were

[howard]: as

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: far away as they

[franklin]: those

[howard]: possibly

[franklin]: stadium

[howard]: could

[franklin]: those stadium the top of a stadium
is high as funk

[howard]: yeah it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: in the stadium

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: this is probably not too interesting to
a lot of people but they

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: built a huge extra addition to it
so

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: be there was the raiders played there
too and the raiders were more popular so

[howard]: these guys said oh we can build
a whole another section so it's like

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: a whole nother like higher up section

[franklin]: goddamn

[howard]: so it's like super far up and
there's like no one's ever up in there

[howard]: so i think that's probably where they
were sucking

[franklin]: my

[howard]: but the issue is also

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you know anywhere you're sitting you can
look up there and you know in the

[howard]: game well is not so like

[franklin]: right

[howard]: fast pace that you don't just look

[franklin]: m

[howard]: around a lot of time i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: always look up there to see if
anything is happening up

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: there you

[franklin]: i

[howard]: know

[franklin]: want to see some blame or something

[howard]: yeah you don't know maybe it's like
some guys are you know fighting something up

[howard]: there kind

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: of take a look up there and
see what's going on so yeah it's it's

[howard]: not like it's a hidden place they
could have gone in a bathroom or you

[howard]: know into the concessions or something but
you know they decided it just funk as

[howard]: high up it's kind of the most
visible place if you're going to try to

[howard]: funk secretly you don't do it in
the sky you do it in the in

[howard]: the dirt

[franklin]: i see i see now the lode
sex act they

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: are like right at the corner it
seems so and i don't want these people

[franklin]: to get caught or in any kind
of trouble that's such

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: bullshit

[howard]: want to get in trouble either but
i think they need to know that you

[howard]: know there's like kids at those games
you can't really be doing that but

[franklin]: don't yeah hey don't

[howard]: i

[franklin]: do it again

[howard]: don't yeh like hey shame on you

[franklin]: shame on you don't do it again

[howard]: ye

[franklin]: and i think that's that's about right

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: you know like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: so when was this i mean they
haven't gotten caught yet have they

[howard]: no there're still on the ruin

[franklin]: this

[howard]: i will

[franklin]: is like

[howard]: i

[franklin]: a

[howard]: will

[franklin]: day ago or today

[howard]: there's a couple o days ago

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and

[franklin]: man i hope they get away with
it do they

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: don't deserve to get like yeah so
okay so let me see how you know

[howard]: i'm looking at the picture here

[franklin]: this okay first off this dude needs
to shave and ditch the glasses and get

[franklin]: a hair cut like that's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: for you know don't wear fucking alternative
rock tee shirts either body

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: nobody's

[howard]: even

[franklin]: going

[howard]: want

[franklin]: to

[howard]: to blow

[franklin]: notice

[howard]: up

[franklin]: you

[howard]: a spot

[franklin]: that

[howard]: i don't want to say what shirt
he's wearing but yeah you got to clean

[howard]: up your at start looking

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like you're into bing crosby and ship
instead

[franklin]: you

[howard]: of

[franklin]: shave fucking polos some kackies dude

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get some

[howard]: put

[franklin]: are

[howard]: some contact

[franklin]: hostile

[howard]: in yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: and then she needs

[franklin]: o

[howard]: to

[franklin]: girl

[howard]: kind of

[franklin]: cover your arms just

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: because it's it's a i think she's
forgettable enough

[howard]: yeah she is not too

[franklin]: i don't mean that she's unattractive i
want

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: to make that

[howard]: no

[franklin]: clear

[howard]: it's hard to tell from this picture

[franklin]: it's hard to tell for either either
of them but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like well he just stands out more
that's my thing is

[howard]: yeah i mean

[franklin]: like

[howard]: you'd see that guy anywhere you say
look

[franklin]: her

[howard]: at look

[franklin]: i would

[howard]: at

[franklin]: see anywheres

[howard]: look at johnny rock and roll there

[franklin]: yes exactly her i would see anywhere
and i wouldn't like so like the important

[franklin]: thing is so she needs to cover
her tattoos this dude i swear to god

[franklin]: dude you better have some fucking cakes
and a polo and fucking get a haircut

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: but fans have showed up with signs
and

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: like stuff like keep your head in
the game

[franklin]: m

[howard]: it's pretty funny

[franklin]: m you know i think this guy
could get aware of because he has long

[franklin]: hair and like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: once you get a haircut you shave
the beard

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and you have different clothes

[howard]: yeah no one will know

[franklin]: like you know it's going

[howard]: so

[franklin]: to bother me if they get co
that means they were so fucking lazy and

[franklin]: i'm going to be mad

[howard]: yeah i would get i'm mad if
they get caught too and

[franklin]: because

[howard]: also

[franklin]: they can get away with this

[howard]: it's definitely they definitely can get away
with it also some people were having sex

[howard]: at a toronto blue jays game recently
so

[franklin]: and that's okay

[howard]: oh yeah because it's canada but in
that when the security found them they busted

[howard]: them up there's a picture of security
going up to

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: say hey guys knock it off you
know what if you're at a baseball game

[howard]: and you know kind of a boring
game your your lovely lovely friend so say

[howard]: let's kick it up and watch is
that a crime

[franklin]: i didn't see it anywhere in the
law book

[howard]: yeah yeah to show me where it
says

[franklin]: m

[howard]: you can't

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: get down at

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the baseball

[franklin]: right

[howard]: game baby

[franklin]: seriously man

[howard]: yeah they're patriots as far as i'm
concerned

[franklin]: i agree man i agree no hat

[howard]: we

[franklin]: would

[howard]: need

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: should we start to go fund me
for those guys

[franklin]: maybe man i don't know maybe you
just tell the police

[howard]: yeah yeah far as i'm concerned the
only people mad about those are jealous that

[howard]: they weren't

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: keeping their head in the game

[franklin]: where was my invite

[howard]: you know it would have been nice
if i was there

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: anyway would would i apparently i wouldn't
accept season tickets to a

[franklin]: no i

[howard]: game

[franklin]: wouldn't

[howard]: because there's a bunch of nerves out
there already to get mad at me for

[franklin]: well

[howard]: being naked

[franklin]: assume you can be naked and there's
no reprecussions the thing is there

[howard]: a

[franklin]: still going to be people posting photos
and ship

[howard]: yeah and also like sitting on on
those hard plastic seats

[franklin]: cutting great

[howard]: it's going to be all sticky

[franklin]: you gonna develop a pool of sweat
around there

[howard]: if i if i had private box

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you know private

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: box

[franklin]: not what he's

[howard]: man

[franklin]: asking though

[howard]: yeah that's right he was saying because
those

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: season ticket sections are not that luxurious
yeah

[franklin]: you know if we move on a
private sky what's the point then you're just

[franklin]: like naked in a sky box nobody

[howard]: you

[franklin]: can

[howard]: can

[franklin]: see

[howard]: probably get naked in a sky box
now

[franklin]: you could you could man the w

[howard]: yahyou

[franklin]: w wrestlers and fucking two thousand one
in the invasion couldn't get naked

[howard]: know by rich mike often gets the
sky box when he goes to a w

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: he's going he's going all out i
wonder

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: if he's going to be naked

[franklin]: no because they run chicago fifty times
here

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know who runs chicago my boy

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: teach

[franklin]: that's true teach run chicago man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: d is the only like the only
person i want to ear talk about chicago

[franklin]: is teach

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: plain

[howard]: right

[franklin]: and simple

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: he's real he's a real real

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: one man

[franklin]: so

[howard]: all

[franklin]: you

[howard]: right

[franklin]: want to get the final question here
because i would

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: need to go to bed

[howard]: yeah from our friend conrad simply the
best she she's just posting a question from

[howard]: survival to beta famous wrestler from japan
um and he says is it a bad

[howard]: influence of the declining birth rate aging
population that ugly people can swagger in the

[howard]: face of bogus idols

[franklin]: the funk does this mean

[howard]: so he's saying you know the birth
rates declined right they're having less babies and

[howard]: then also he says that people are
getting older you know the average average person

[howard]: and i guess japan is older and
he says is it bad that ugly people

[howard]: can swagger in the face of bogus
idols it's just a yes or no question

[franklin]: y yes

[howard]: i'll say no just for interest sake

[franklin]: i just i'm still not i don't
know i'm just not grasping all right i'm

[franklin]: tired you know

[howard]: yeah no i think something was lost

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: in translation on this question so you
just got a

[franklin]: yeah like

[howard]: it's based on vibe

[franklin]: i guess i get the vibe of
it like i get the vie but i

[franklin]: don't understand the question that's more of

[howard]: is

[franklin]: it like

[howard]: it is it bad that ugly people
can swagger

[franklin]: right

[howard]: in the face so i wonder what
swagger

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: means in japanese because it's

[franklin]: who

[howard]: evidently

[franklin]: are the false idles

[howard]: um

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i don't know like capitalism right

[franklin]: yeah oh man i don't i mean

[howard]: oh that capitalism stuff gives me the
creeps

[franklin]: is it an anti ugly person thing

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: or

[howard]: know

[franklin]: is it

[howard]: i mean

[franklin]: anti

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: their false idols i don't know which
side am i taking you

[howard]: he's not like the best looking guy
i've ever seen in my life that's for

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: like as he's saying is it counter
culture for ugly people to have sex yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is

[howard]: or

[franklin]: that

[howard]: is he saying is he

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: saying because the birth rates declining should
ugly people start having more sex and i

[howard]: say

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yes they should

[franklin]: yeah that's fine

[howard]: yeah let's start having

[franklin]: you

[howard]: more

[franklin]: know

[howard]: sex everybody

[franklin]: go up to the fucking oakland section
z in the three hundreds and have a

[franklin]: fucking ball oh

[howard]: i go out there survival tbita dan
severed wrestled survival tobit

[franklin]: that's sick

[howard]: yeah that's like two hunks all right
well this was a pretty good episode franklin

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: i don't know if we've got more
that needs to be said about anything

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you got

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