Aerosmith On The Polar Express
[franklin]: oh oh
[franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the
first podcast to take place from a
[howard]: m
[franklin]: king size bed and
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: be beautiful
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: hedonism too i'm your main host franklin
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: as i'm joined by the coolest uncle
of my whole world uncle howard
[howard]: oh franklin you know the older we
get and we are getting old aren't we
[howard]: we're getting so old and so tired
[franklin]: m
[howard]: don't you find
[franklin]: m yeah
[howard]: that these contemplations and musings that you
have in your head roll around heavier than
[howard]: they used to at night you know
[franklin]: they keep you up don't they
[howard]: you know those childish frivolities and the
antics have been
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: waylaid by these unknowable queries
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: that have troubled the greatest philosopher since
time's immemorial
[franklin]: m yeah it's like sometimes i think
to myself i just have these thoughts in
[franklin]: my head where did i go wrong
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: lost a friend somewhere
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: along the bitter end
[howard]: you know what what i was thinking
about is how crichell scouse and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: emily ratajaskowski and more were sounding off
on adam
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: levin's cheating denial
[franklin]: wait
[howard]: yhgihell
[franklin]: cristel what stas
[howard]: stousederia
[franklin]: ichellestos i know who krichellstous is
[howard]: you want you
[franklin]: selling
[howard]: want
[franklin]: sunset
[howard]: you want to know what she thinks
about adam levin he denied cheating on his
[howard]: wife bahati prinzleu with instagram model sumner
[franklin]: oh marco hargate to you too
[howard]: yeh here's what here's what crichell stout
said and she said when apologizing for cheating
[howard]: publicly i hate that the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i hate the we will get through
it together part from a man don't
[franklin]: no
[howard]: speak for her you've done enough oh
[franklin]: wow well you know big words
[howard]: m
[franklin]: and you know how she got that
name
[howard]: to
[franklin]: crichell
[howard]: how's that
[franklin]: so fun
[howard]: she was
[franklin]: fun little story here because
[howard]: all right
[franklin]: she was born
[howard]: mhm
[franklin]: at a shell gas station by an
employee
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: named chris
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: beautiful
[franklin]: he helped birth her he helped the
mom clop or at or whatever
[howard]: wow i would have said he instead
of naming her after me why don't you
[howard]: give me a cool thou
[franklin]: yeah right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not only not like well first instead
of
[howard]: i
[franklin]: sort of naming her after me i
would like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a chunk of like a chunk of
money please some
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: fat stacks
[howard]: yeah one stack please
[franklin]: yeah yeah or you know put her
back where she came from
[howard]: yeah i don't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i don't accept your insurance
[franklin]: yeah we and
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: she dated
[howard]: h
[franklin]: one of the guys from the oppenheim
group
[howard]: h
[franklin]: you know very she dated a bald
man a
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: bald man so again big words really
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: big words from crishelle stouse
[howard]: yeah who the hell does she think
she is
[franklin]: i don't i don't know i know
i know she went on
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but i just don't think you know
and now and now she's dating you know
[franklin]: an artist named g flip so you
don't know this stuff
[howard]: no g flip
[franklin]: yeah chief flip
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh i think i know him
[franklin]: then but yeah like none the less
like you know it's
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: crichell here is
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: really just not want to you know
talk
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: about what adam divine from worcaholixs did
[howard]: gee flip australian
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: wow they'll let anybody do anything now
it is
[franklin]: well i mean if you heard their
music you'd be
[howard]: right i'm
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: sure a tear would come to my
eye
[franklin]: that's right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and you weren't expecting me to be
tuned into the
[howard]: no you're a pretty
[franklin]: new generation
[howard]: your
[franklin]: huh
[howard]: pretty hip guy brother
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i guess i guess those heavy thoughts
have been rolling through your head too
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: lately
[franklin]: dud you know i'm wearing my pelly
pelly you know
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: attire like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like the big show in ninety nine
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: backwards cap
[howard]: yeah he
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: looked a damn cool wearing that fob
gear
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: like big kevin ash
[franklin]: nice
[howard]: m
[franklin]: he was the
[howard]: h
[franklin]: shop that machicos
[howard]: h yeah i think he probably
[franklin]: the she
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: store at the male man as all
the brand fan a nice pelly
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: pelly the good stuff
[howard]: um bro
[franklin]: um bro
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a good as brand
[howard]: yeah they make short
[franklin]: is it like a socker thing
[howard]: i think they're sucker
[franklin]: really
[howard]: everything so that's the one of the
most popular sports in the world
[franklin]: the two
[howard]: i
[franklin]: naked ladies i told you about sitting
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but to
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: butt
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: now i forgot
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the name of
[howard]: i
[franklin]: the
[howard]: know
[franklin]: brand
[howard]: that brand that's a good brand
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah man we talked about that a
while ago
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: what was that
[franklin]: pa it was
[howard]: cap
[franklin]: yeah yeah we talked about it a
while ago but i mean
[howard]: we'll talk about it again
[franklin]: you're talking about it again is not
a bad thing to revisit
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: two smoking hot ladies but the butt
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: oh i'd love to see the look
on their face
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: they go cool cool web page capitas
[franklin]: capa
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a
[franklin]: is it still
[howard]: cap
[franklin]: haven't hanged
[howard]: the
[franklin]: your
[howard]: wrapper
[franklin]: logo
[howard]: now the logo is the same
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: there is there is a picture of
a lady on the web page that's cool
[franklin]: yeah alright i'm bad
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: with you
[howard]: somebody on a motor cycle
[franklin]: i
[howard]: on the
[franklin]: see
[howard]: web
[franklin]: that
[howard]: page
[franklin]: they had the authentic fall in a
shot for you right now big man
[howard]: yeah will you buy
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: me a little present kapa
[franklin]: they got eighty dollar tracks they look
kind of sick though
[howard]: they do they look pretty
[franklin]: they look
[howard]: nice
[franklin]: ye i don't
[howard]: you
[franklin]: like
[howard]: think
[franklin]: the brown ones though
[howard]: no well the undertaker would look good
in him
[franklin]: you blend right in right
[howard]: man do you think track suits are
coming back
[franklin]: i think i think me randy and
bert brought them back and went to a
[franklin]: w
[howard]: oh that's right you guys said where
you look damn cool
[franklin]: ah but then you know what happened
some guys in like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: green aditi track suits
[howard]: oh no
[franklin]: went up to us and went squid
games yea and i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: shook our hands
[howard]: that would make me sick to my
stomach
[franklin]: we were deflated
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no i don't like to brag about
this stuff or talk about it but we
[franklin]: got so high during that show like
[howard]: at the show
[franklin]: at the show and
[howard]: what if a grandma saw you
[franklin]: well yeah but i've never you know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i never got in that high ive
never been proud about that and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm very proud becase i'm like oh
wow like this is really a lot though
[howard]: right
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: yeah you
[franklin]: like
[howard]: were
[franklin]: it was an impressive amount
[howard]: where you re so high that you
were scared kind of you're like
[franklin]: no
[howard]: on
[franklin]: no that's not fun
[howard]: no
[franklin]: no this was this was the fun
giggly type thing you know
[howard]: you were just laughing it up
[franklin]: i
[howard]: like
[franklin]: was
[howard]: a little
[franklin]: laughing at up
[howard]: er
[franklin]: i went into like a spiral
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: because this guy kept cheering for frank
cazarian
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and i honestly hog i was going
a die like i couldn't stop
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: laughing at like how
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: excited this guy was just clapping
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: away for frank
[howard]: his
[franklin]: kaser
[howard]: one fan
[franklin]: yeah gas the america american rebel
[howard]: yeah you know he blocked r j
t two on twitter
[franklin]: lock me too
[howard]: because r j t t didn't even
mention me just said i can't believe anyone's
[howard]: buying
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: frank because arian doll
[franklin]: the
[howard]: causerians said fuck you for that
[franklin]: mother funk was scrolling looking for his
name he found
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that
[howard]: s like great day to be frank
kazeriand
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: let's see how many people love me
to what fulk
[franklin]: lost all respect for him when he
cut that pony tail off
[howard]: yeah he looked like a million
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i hate when a
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: wrestler cuts their hair
[franklin]: what are they doing ball venus that's
the day he went republican
[howard]: yeah what's his name trent baretta
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: cut his hair looks
[franklin]: got
[howard]: like i just just like a bum
now he looks
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: like he looks like dan junior with
a hair cut
[franklin]: don june he does oh my god
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: does like that's a bad comparison
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: i'd
[franklin]: accurate
[howard]: rather look like anybody than dan junior
[franklin]: yeah jesus christ man
[howard]: eric's no prize either
[franklin]: no he's not man he's not that
is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: they are that's
[franklin]: they
[howard]: true
[franklin]: are
[howard]: jerry
[franklin]: they jerry you know he ain't wronghe
ain't fucking wrong
[howard]: no jerry knows what's up
[franklin]: no he does
[howard]: man what a great day franklin how
are you doing
[franklin]: i'm fine
[howard]: a
[franklin]: man i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: fine getting too old
[howard]: hm and too old for this ship
[franklin]: getting in on the podcast brother but
[howard]: now
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: just for
[franklin]: just
[howard]: everything else
[franklin]: or everything man you know what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: are all these people whining about man
you got it good
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: i've never seen people have it so
good getting so mad about stuff
[franklin]: i don't get it man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: hello
[howard]: people are you see all these guys
on twitter they're like i can't believe this
[howard]: guy didn't love bodriluo's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: seventh magnamotis
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: film like
[franklin]: i
[howard]: i hope is for that ship's like
dude just
[franklin]: is a lot of that it is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: un ironically a lot of like well
this guy has a lot of bad fucking
[franklin]: take to fuck him like this
[howard]: it's like
[franklin]: person i'd probably be friends with in
real life
[howard]: a
[franklin]: or
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not negative things to say
[howard]: yeah that's what your co workers thinks
about pal
[franklin]: jesus christ man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like if you're going off on random's
on twitter you better be going off on
[franklin]: rand random races co workers an if
you're bringing that kind of smoke
[howard]: yeah i would love to see some
of these film twitter guys they work at
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know foot lock or something he
goes up to his co worker
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like wat's your favorite movie and he
guys like oh no
[franklin]: in man to
[howard]: mem look you fucking idiot
[franklin]: fucking they're not going to bring that
i don't think you know
[howard]: no
[franklin]: and we have and these are some
of our mutuals that we like
[howard]: ah god
[franklin]: at
[howard]: bless him
[franklin]: god bless them and you know again
there's no there you know but goddamn i
[franklin]: don't see them bringing that ship into
the fucking
[howard]: no
[franklin]: real world like that man that ship
does not fly man
[howard]: yeah if you talk that way to
me in person i'm going to i'm going
[howard]: give you you know hatim gonna do
i'm going to swirl up in a ball
[howard]: and dunk
[franklin]: you think they have these realizations like
oh ship maybe twitter is it not real
[franklin]: world
[howard]: ah yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: they must because i mean you don't
hear about people always getting punched out for
[howard]: yelling to somebody for you know
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: watching the force at wakens
[franklin]: right right right so i mean i
think i think they have that understanding too
[franklin]: but
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: you know another another wrong with consuming
poetic cinema but
[howard]: no absolutely not brother
[franklin]: ton it down a hair brother town
it down
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no need
[howard]: you aren't you aren't what you watch
man you know that it's what's in your
[howard]: heart
[franklin]: oh that's beautiful you know ease
[howard]: thank you
[franklin]: i run the d v d edition
account and constantly people are like oh man
[franklin]: that
[howard]: m
[franklin]: movie sucked so bad you know i'm
like hey man this is a special edition
[franklin]: of corker no why
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: are you bringing don't bring this here
i don't want this negativity
[howard]: yeah i'd love to i'd love to
see a movie you make and that's not
[howard]: not saying that as an insult i'm
just
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: saying i wish you got a chance
brother because you must
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: know something that i don't because that's
[franklin]: m
[howard]: a damn good movie corky romano
[franklin]: right i'm relnistand i'm just thinking
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's just you know got a get
a grip man get a grip
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: that's a great album by my favorite
friend arrow smith
[franklin]: is that is
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that a recent not a recent one
becase he don't have him but
[howard]: get get a grip that
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: was his album and he made that
[franklin]: nineties
[howard]: ninety three let
[franklin]: so
[howard]: me
[franklin]: that
[howard]: see
[franklin]: might
[howard]: what's
[franklin]: be
[howard]: up
[franklin]: like the album
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: right
[howard]: that's the one that's got it's got
the cow arter and then
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: one the utters is pierced because it's
like rock and roll
[franklin]: and they branded the cow but they
branded up the arrow smith logo
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's cool that he's got his own
logo
[franklin]: here jordan's brother
[howard]: yeah er jordan arrow smith and air
air
[franklin]: m
[howard]: bud
[franklin]: living on the edge is on there
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: fucking
[howard]: that's a song where as if you
can judge a wise man by the color
[howard]: of his skin
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you're a better man than i and
i said that doesn't sound like a good
[howard]: man at all like a racist
[franklin]: m does like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man it as crying
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: crazy and amazing which we've discussed in
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this is the arrowsmith album
[howard]: yeah this was the the
[franklin]: the
[howard]: silver
[franklin]: quintessential
[howard]: stone era
[franklin]: yeah this is the silver stone era
this is
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: like twenty million copies what
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: a fucking you know a good guy
why doesn't why didn't arrowsmith go holly at
[howard]: was zero smith ever in a movie
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: he
[franklin]: he
[howard]: must
[franklin]: was
[howard]: was he
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: wait
[franklin]: uh be cool okay
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: he was cool because ma thurman's character
has an arrow smith tattoo and
[howard]: yet
[franklin]: later in the movie he's like hey
what's up he chilly
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: paul nice to meet you and and
then he like sings a duet with with
[franklin]: christina
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: millions character because chilly palmer john tre
volte is like i got this new act
[franklin]: you know i'm music industry now not
the movies you know linda moon you got
[franklin]: arrow smith you got to do me
a favor and i guess like arrow smith
[franklin]: does him a favor because ma thurman
like probably slept with him a bunch like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: back then you know and ere's a
happy ending so like arrow smith sings a
[franklin]: duet with christina million to crying
[howard]: yah whoa that's really
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he
[franklin]: man
[howard]: er smith played himself in two episodes
of two and a half men
[franklin]: no ship
[howard]: yeah i'm looking at his phinography he
[franklin]: he's got a damn
[howard]: yeah he was in the puller express
express plane
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: an elf
[franklin]: but what no ship
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: he was in a it was in
a let's say it was a something called
[howard]: epic c g i film um he
[franklin]: holy
[howard]: played a character
[franklin]: shit
[howard]: named nim gal
[franklin]: june
[howard]: m
[franklin]: oh no stephen
[howard]: m
[franklin]: okay well
[howard]: m
[franklin]: this is i guess this is i
guess is arow smith's government name stephen tyler
[howard]: well
[franklin]: did
[howard]: don't
[franklin]: you look
[howard]: say that
[franklin]: up the puller express steve tyler
[howard]: no let me take a look
[franklin]: look
[howard]: at it
[franklin]: this
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: up this is the premier photo for
our goddamn episode this looks like this is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: curse
[howard]: yeah let's say
[franklin]: this
[howard]: hair
[franklin]: is cursed this is it looks like
what are they called
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: those
[howard]: it
[franklin]: those
[howard]: looks awesome
[franklin]: what do they call those generated art
things that are going out like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: lately
[howard]: like the dolly
[franklin]: y yes it looks
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: like a dolly made
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: arrow smith and polar express holy ship
so
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: he performed like rocket on top of
the world i don't it was polar express
[franklin]: thought that only took place like on
a train
[howard]: yeah well it's one of those like
uh what's that that show where the train
[howard]: goes forever around the world on t
and t like
[franklin]: tough
[howard]: that
[franklin]: what
[howard]: you know train show t and t
[franklin]: train show t and t dude no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man
[howard]: snow piercer
[franklin]: oh i see i've never seen that
[howard]: yeah i
[franklin]: so
[howard]: didn't either
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i just
[franklin]: my
[howard]: know
[franklin]: god dude
[howard]: train
[franklin]: stephen tyler in the polar express
[howard]: well
[franklin]: so when he does this
[howard]: show
[franklin]: the
[howard]: him respect to call him arrow smith
[franklin]: sorry arrow smith the man arrow smith
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he is singing you know everybody
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: s dancing and he's just writing a
unit cycle by the way in his performance
[franklin]: he says you know all these i
don't know if there elves are regular people
[franklin]: but they're just
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: dancing wilds happening
[howard]: well i would would you be one
of sanna's elf if you got such a
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: performance
[franklin]: if you got regular arrowsmith concerts then
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ship
[howard]: i'd make toys all damn day brother
[franklin]: back stage passes
[howard]: yeah i
[franklin]: m
[howard]: got her on youtube there's a clip
of it oh he looks great
[franklin]: it looks fantastic
[howard]: yeah s writing a little in a
cycle around
[franklin]: you can get things from the highest
cabinet not a problem
[howard]: he's he's only three apples high in
this man
[franklin]: it really is only three apples on
this for sure bad
[howard]: all think about pizza might be hanging
up with arrow smith nowadays
[franklin]: she might be there
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the same fucking height
[howard]: this
[franklin]: like
[howard]: is
[franklin]: yeahou're
[howard]: spectacular stuff
[franklin]: blown away
[howard]: yeah it looks great i can't believe
i've
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: never seen puller you know
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i never watched these children movies all
of a sudden i think
[franklin]: m
[howard]: i'm wrong
[franklin]: you might be the get a grip
album had five music video is kind of
[franklin]: unheralded isn't it
[howard]: yeah that's a lot man
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: now nowadays you know they don't even
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: do any music videos
[franklin]: no
[howard]: they ust they just
[franklin]: m
[howard]: music isn't the cream of the crop
anymore
[franklin]: no man before you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: get music video at great songs like
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: a great one
[howard]: yeah it was a good one
[franklin]: i love
[howard]: me
[franklin]: music videos
[howard]: music critic stephen haydon referred to the
get gripped cover art as the worst album
[howard]: cover art
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: ever
[franklin]: it's pretty unimaginative if we're being honest
here
[howard]: i don't know let's say the guy
who made it what other stuff did you
[howard]: make i don't
[franklin]: like
[howard]: care
[franklin]: okay they have their nine lives which
is a cat on some like you know
[franklin]: spin the wheel make a deal thing
ad they're kind of like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: some kind of
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: cat man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah so i mean
[howard]: that's cool
[franklin]: i mean it's a it's an album
cover i mean does it really have to
[franklin]: be all that much now look
[howard]: well
[franklin]: at dude ranch dude ranch was the
same thing a fucking bull right
[howard]: yeah just a cow you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: know what was it was a good
album cover was tom of the state
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: because there was a
[franklin]: but
[howard]: bay
[franklin]: you know bad news brother i found
[howard]: that
[franklin]: a news article
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and it says
[howard]: you
[franklin]: look at the lady from anima of
the state now today in twenty twenty two
[howard]: know what's happened to her
[franklin]: i mean something horrible as happened to
her dude she got old
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: calm down oh man you've been yeah
yeah the looks of that master
[howard]: she got old man who
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like
[franklin]: dude
[howard]: that happen
[franklin]: now i looked at
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that and i looked at the ninety
nine you know that's when the c d
[franklin]: dropped
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: doesn't look like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the same lady i don't i don't
know what's going on i think i'm trying
[franklin]: to pulling a fast one on me
no
[howard]: great great band fast one
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know what arisonthalbum has a great
cover just push a
[franklin]: what's that look like
[howard]: it's like a sexy robot lady wearing
a skirt
[franklin]: what happened to the era of sexy
robot ladies like the sfedavodca lady and like
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: we used to be a civilization we
used to have culture you know
[howard]: you
[franklin]: we
[howard]: know
[franklin]: don't
[howard]: what
[franklin]: have sexy robot ladies no more
[howard]: they made that boring ass movie the
[franklin]: both
[howard]: with x x machina remember that
[franklin]: m
[howard]: one
[franklin]: never
[howard]: and
[franklin]: seen it
[howard]: there was a sexy robot lady in
there as scary
[franklin]: not
[howard]: and
[franklin]: about
[howard]: i thought
[franklin]: that
[howard]: this isn't right that doesn't make any
sense
[franklin]: yeah the funk i mean you're supposed
to be turned on
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: this robot lady is mad at me
come on now
[franklin]: what is she mad at you for
capitalism give me
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a break
[howard]: you got male gaze
[franklin]: hey that's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: well who's now
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: being
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: intolerant
[howard]: prejudice
[franklin]: being intolerant now lady
[franklin]: no thank you yeah
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: you know we just we don't focus
on sexy robot ladies hell even and look
[franklin]: we're not proud of sex robot men
fucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: what's his name
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: robin williams in bi centennial man
[howard]: yeah or vision
[franklin]: vision right that was the last sexy
robot man was vision
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: two
[howard]: and
[franklin]: years
[howard]: then
[franklin]: ago
[howard]: and look what they did to him
like broke his heart
[franklin]: it broke his heart in and they
made a
[howard]: they
[franklin]: they
[howard]: made
[franklin]: made a
[howard]: him
[franklin]: white vision and then he just disappeared
[howard]: yeah well because that's what me loves
to do to a white man now it
[howard]: is
[franklin]: yeah means
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: man know can i tell you that
[howard]: ah that's real real talk though
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's what that's how many
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: time thinks somebody approached arrowsmith asking that
question
[howard]: that's probably about all he hears
[franklin]: it's half of his voice males
[howard]: yeah man i bet what's that guy's
name again call as talking to our boy
[howard]: right there his name is
[franklin]: otis
[howard]: like dis yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i bet odes has got are smith
on speed dial
[franklin]: he did say he was in the
music industry
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know i went this
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: is a shoot right here i once
went to a
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: new year's eve party at this kids
house his dad
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: was the manager
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: for arrow smith
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: so it's a real fancy house right
on the coast
[franklin]: m
[howard]: right on on a cliff overlooking the
sea
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: and i went in a room and
there was even though it was a party
[howard]: for kids they just had boots
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: everywhere you know because it was cool
like that
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: and i went into a room in
the house there
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: was all the sign gold records of
arrow
[franklin]: m
[howard]: smith
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: yeah isn't that cool man
[franklin]: it's pretty cool that's pretty cool that's
[howard]: yeah i felt like i was walking
among gods
[franklin]: how old are you
[howard]: i was probably like twenty
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: or so yeah
[franklin]: okay right right that's a good age
to be
[howard]: that's like yeah that's like one of
the best ages you can be if if
[howard]: you're listening to this in your twenty
don't waste this time man
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: god
[howard]: never you're never going to be cooler
[franklin]: who is our youngest listener i truly
wonder
[howard]: there i think some of our parent
listeners have their kids in the room sometimes
[howard]: when they listen
[franklin]: i mean well who is our youngest
like willing listener
[howard]: voluntary listener
[franklin]: a man like like i said i
think it's just if we're selling uncle to
[franklin]: uncle posters in the you know and
they're
[howard]: in the
[franklin]: all
[howard]: dorms
[franklin]: up in all the dorm rooms man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: they
[franklin]: they
[howard]: are
[franklin]: got there up there with us and
elizabeth harley bo derick and
[howard]: m
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: queen elizabeth
[franklin]: you know lizatthyou
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: know maybe a cool poster veri cartman
on the walls stolen
[howard]: eric
[franklin]: cold
[howard]: eric clapped in
[franklin]: eric lad gets love eric clifton man
[howard]: you can't get enough of him
[franklin]: fucking
[howard]: i say
[franklin]: hell
[howard]: there and haven't come on
[franklin]: they fucking love but the boss
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: billy billy jewel
[franklin]: man they love the boss billy joe
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man
[howard]: the box billy jill
[franklin]: go to a college campus as they
talk about man
[howard]: yeah it's how you can fit in
doesn't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: matter how you look like if
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you go up to some kids hey
you fellows want to listen to some billy
[howard]: jewels oh yeah all
[franklin]: that
[howard]: right
[franklin]: sounds
[howard]: kid
[franklin]: like it's a boss time
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: already
[howard]: yeah he said whoa that sounds flea
[franklin]: so man that's yeah that's flee man
[howard]: yeah but
[franklin]: yeah and they go
[howard]: yeah on god
[franklin]: god it's an it's not nothing like
being you know nothing like being young like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we are
[howard]: well just like us
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: that
[howard]: why we're so cool as i were
talking about arrowsmith
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: blink blink in
[franklin]: sorry yeah
[howard]: oh i
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: was
[franklin]: from elvas
[howard]: oh man i got to see that
still
[franklin]: you do have to well not really
[howard]: no you said it was
[franklin]: m
[howard]: good you said it was like the
best movie you ever
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: saw
[franklin]: like a music video that's what you'll
like
[howard]: that's cool
[franklin]: and then you got you know tom
[howard]: like
[franklin]: hank
[howard]: the crazy video
[franklin]: a crack like so good as that
i mean you're going to ask me what's
[franklin]: better the arrospit you know
[howard]: a
[franklin]: somebody got mad at me because i'm
like i'm like yeah man elves ruled it
[franklin]: was so fucking awful dud it was
just a complete blur like no it was
[franklin]: good i'm like yeah it was good
it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: was terrible though
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: they're like no you don't get a
[franklin]: like no i get it it's sucked
it's awesome though
[howard]: yeah people don't understand anything any more
franklin yeah
[franklin]: yeah film twitter that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: all right you think
[howard]: i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh go ahead
[franklin]: i said you think they like they
talk about directors like they know them and
[franklin]: like they just you know like you're
talking about at his name boz lorman right
[franklin]: is that their name i don't i
don't know i never heard
[howard]: lermanyeah
[franklin]: his name
[howard]: his name is boz lorman
[franklin]: bos lorman i've never heard this name
like until this fucking year i'm not
[howard]: bob
[franklin]: going to lie have you
[howard]: lorman yeah
[franklin]: you
[howard]: i
[franklin]: knew
[howard]: heard of him because he directed that
[franklin]: romeo
[howard]: lecaprioromeo yeah
[franklin]: yeah yeah yeah and that was dope
i like that movie that was a movie
[franklin]: i thought i thought you know
[howard]: yeah i didn't i didn't see that
i should because it's part of my johnny
[howard]: legs
[franklin]: yeah it was i like that movie
i don't haven't seen much in between but
[franklin]: you know like just see these
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: people like talking about like he's their
friend and they're just like i'm just like
[franklin]: man you know
[howard]: come
[franklin]: you want to shake his hand but
it sounds more like yeah
[howard]: oh you
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: are doing great man
[franklin]: i'm just lopping them up for myself
at this point
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm like cob bouncing them off the
backboard
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: duncan
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: myself
[howard]: you're a lot like
[franklin]: no thank you
[howard]: a man they got they got rid
of a fed because robot woman in thousand
[howard]: thirteen
[franklin]: why is that
[howard]: um i'm not sure that said there
was a reprimand for violating the distilled spirit
[howard]: councils restriction on gratuitous nudity
[franklin]: oh
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: they had an ad in two thousand
seven sfedcadid not me so no one get
[howard]: mad at me
[franklin]: ya
[howard]: it said it said game men still
prefer fedka over sex with women
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: that's weird that's just a weird thing
to say
[franklin]: i'm not going to lie i'm kind
of mad at you right now
[howard]: well because i said it
[franklin]: no i'm not mad at you you
said it was
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it was they said it right
[howard]: yeah yeah they said
[franklin]: you
[howard]: i
[franklin]: didn't
[howard]: didn't say
[franklin]: say it
[howard]: no i would never say that
[franklin]: okay okay
[howard]: it's probably true but i wouldn't say
it
[franklin]: i was i was a little mad
but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you didn't say it
[howard]: no spedca said it
[franklin]: thank god at
[howard]: they're swedish those guys are all
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: insane
[franklin]: well
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: shouldn't they get a fucking free pass
for that one then i mean that's an
[franklin]: honest you know that's swedish
[howard]: yeah they got a hell of a
pacini team
[franklin]: what they do they
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: were in boat trip yeah
[howard]: what's the sweetest bakin team up to
now it is you don't hear you don't
[howard]: hear about the kiti contests like you're
used to
[franklin]: you don't hear about the bikini contest
and the wet shirt contest any more you
[franklin]: know what happened to them
[howard]: wait check this the swedish bekni team
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: was a group of american female models
yeah
[franklin]: and boat tripper the
[howard]: yeah i guess so
[franklin]: the movie boat trip is what you're
looking up where you're done
[howard]: well this was the group of america
yeah it's said hang on here
[franklin]: i like this
[howard]: they were in dumb and dummer beer
fast and boat trip
[franklin]: so wait
[howard]: well
[franklin]: a second
[howard]: no no those were female swedish teams
inspired by the originals
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well in dumandummer you have the howian
tropic ladies and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: then i think in boat trip you
had like the volley ball the swedish volley
[franklin]: ball team
[howard]: well they were all inspired by them
apparently
[franklin]: okay okay yeah i mean is't not
great to be an inspiration
[howard]: yeah that
[franklin]: no
[howard]: is actually pretty important
[franklin]: yeah attractive people are so important in
life and we don't
[howard]: one of the most
[franklin]: yeah so it's always sad when celebrities
die
[howard]: umathorinsin was played by a lady named
avalon anders
[franklin]: we're still we're on boat trip still
[howard]: no this is just the swedish porcuni
team
[franklin]: what's the swedish but like your akin
about swedish pacini team like they're in an
[franklin]: entity like
[howard]: yeah well they
[franklin]: like
[howard]: were a team
[franklin]: okay but like what movie is this
you're talking about
[howard]: they were in they were in adds
for old mill wake beer
[franklin]: okay okay so this is like an
entity you're talking about
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: did adds but they weren't really swedish
[howard]: no but
[franklin]: that's offensive
[howard]: yeah boy that's stolen valor and cultural
appropriation
[franklin]: yeah you can
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: argue some of the worst culture appropriation
too
[howard]: yeah but they were married with children
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i've been in a very tasteful
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: role
[howard]: yeah there's look at bud's happy as
could be to be around him
[franklin]: buzz like
[franklin]: m
[howard]: oh man this is a good podcast
[franklin]: good
[howard]: as
[franklin]: good
[howard]: usual
[franklin]: podcast good podcast
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: i'll be the first to say it
would i lie
[howard]: why would you lie
[franklin]: i got i got nothing i got
nothing to gain
[howard]: you got nothing to lose
[franklin]: i have my reputation
[howard]: that's true
[franklin]: that's an important fucking thing brother
[howard]: yeah your word and your reputation
[franklin]: and my balls
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: are all i got
[howard]: your plums
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the bluish hue
[howard]: as blue as a
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: swedish pacini
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: man bikinis you know everybody is geting
a little but you know this is a
[franklin]: great episode for daddy today
[howard]: yeah this is kind of the quintessential
uncle to uncle episode
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: and in fact we got another topic
we can get into before we get into
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: our usual speaking of uncle to uncle's
greatest top because franklin you know what tomorrow
[howard]: is yeah
[franklin]: andor
[howard]: dan dorr
[franklin]: diego
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: luna was in terminal
[howard]: yeah diego moon
[franklin]: the ego moon
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ought to see those cheeks
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: clap
[howard]: that's something for daddy
[franklin]: yeah m
[howard]: yeah so are you
[franklin]: m yeah
[howard]: pumped on end door
[franklin]: i got a little secret for you
[howard]: yeah what's up brother
[franklin]: i got and or fever
[howard]: you got and or fever and the
only cure is
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: watching and or
[franklin]: guess how many episodes are dropping
[howard]: i think tomorrow three right
[franklin]: three
[howard]: man
[franklin]: one after the other
[howard]: boom boom boom
[franklin]: you know if they drop at midnight
imagine just
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: getting ahead of the pack so you
know i'm goin to watch the third one
[franklin]: right off the bat
[howard]: yeah you start with a third one
[franklin]: so with the third one and i'm
like hey i know i know more than
[franklin]: anybody in the world because i started
with the third one
[howard]: yeah you'd be the world's foremost and
our expert
[franklin]: for that moment in time you would
know more about andor than millions in the
[franklin]: population
[howard]: yeah god
[franklin]: global
[howard]: you'd feel smart
[franklin]: population
[howard]: you know i was one of
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the first people to watch by wang
the first
[franklin]: you were
[howard]: episode
[franklin]: i was mad but you were
[howard]: yeah i was so excited i couldn't
wait for
[franklin]: you
[howard]: you
[franklin]: should
[howard]: to see
[franklin]: have watched
[howard]: play
[franklin]: the second one first
[howard]: now i should have i would
[franklin]: would
[howard]: have been
[franklin]: have been
[howard]: way
[franklin]: the
[howard]: ahead of it
[franklin]: yeah it's just you know like the
man who knows it all huh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you'll be like nick caging next when
you can determine what happens in the next
[franklin]: seven minutes
[howard]: yeah or knowing right
[franklin]: was it now
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: in her next i think it was
no knowing was the end of the world
[franklin]: next was like yeah
[howard]: m yeah
[franklin]: they're the same year though
[howard]: yeah there's a character
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: in nan dor named bick
[franklin]: no does he does he shut his
pants and blame it on on an imperial
[howard]: well it's a beautiful lady so i
hope not
[franklin]: how
[howard]: but we should write to her and
say
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: lady you don't want to be known
as this character oh
[franklin]: you do not ought to be known
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: as the progress pro wrestling
[howard]: pet
[franklin]: gorilla pants
[howard]: pant
[franklin]: chitter
[howard]: sitter slash snitch
[franklin]: snitch
[howard]: m
[franklin]: m s
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: g pant shot or two this is
racking up the acolytes like he spoken jameraqua
[franklin]: in the nineteen ninety six v m
s
[howard]: yeah man he's shooting a seven point
shots like on rock and jack
[franklin]: s fifty point shot
[howard]: yeah that's
[franklin]: tim
[howard]: binks with his poop
[franklin]: let's pick his hook shot in his
fucking soiled gens up into the rafters of
[franklin]: the g c w arena
[howard]: yeah they're going to hang his pants
up there
[franklin]: next to
[howard]: retire
[franklin]: patrick patrick n thirty three and m
s g bixs ship filled gens
[howard]: well deserved
[franklin]: so big but she's hot that's i
don like this
[howard]: yeah boy now i've seen it all
[franklin]: hot bino thank you
[howard]: blink blink
[franklin]: what
[howard]: eh
[franklin]: uh yeah there's a dedramiro
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: luthan rail
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: man mama which we already know
[howard]: yeah that's what's up
[franklin]: and that's this
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i got like i think this is
going to be smart but not too smart
[franklin]: that dumb asses like us can't understand
[howard]: i hope it's not too smart i'm
worried it's
[franklin]: you
[howard]: going to
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: be
[franklin]: legit war you're telling me off air
[howard]: yeah i'm not afraid it's going o
be you know like a guy is going
[howard]: to say oh i can't wait to
vote for this initiative senator
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and we'll all supposed to be like
oh
[franklin]: i
[howard]: damn i can't believe he said that
you know
[franklin]: i know
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: know but i think it's going to
be like oh ship that guy is actually
[franklin]: the spy or oh funky sneaking in
but he shouldn't be sneaking in
[howard]: kay that
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: kind
[franklin]: like
[howard]: of
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like james bond spine not jason born
spine
[franklin]: right maybe maybe it's a little bit
of both i think that might be maybe
[franklin]: some of the
[howard]: might be complicated then
[franklin]: might be complicated fuck that this might
be tough for us
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: don't
[howard]: gonna
[franklin]: know
[howard]: be like tinker sailor
[franklin]: soldiers is
[howard]: soldiers guy
[franklin]: solar tinker now
[howard]: tinker sailor soldier guy
[franklin]: i don't want to say you know
the movie at the cupboard and all that
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: yeah no that's not involved i don't
[howard]: no
[franklin]: know tinker taylor what was that movie
[howard]: that was dr strange was in it
i think
[franklin]: no thank you i don't do
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is non marvell work
[howard]: you don't watched no beautiful mind or
whatever
[franklin]: no
[howard]: it was
[franklin]: no no no no
[howard]: no yeah i did have it did
have dr strange head garry old man
[franklin]: very old man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: this had every british guy and a
very old man
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: had colin forth
[franklin]: did it have arnimezola
[howard]: no that guy is not british
[franklin]: but
[howard]: it had
[franklin]: they had arnanzola toby jones
[howard]: toby jones is not arm zola
[franklin]: is he not
[howard]: no arnamzolis daniel
[franklin]: what's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: now that's zemos isn't it
[howard]: oh that's right oh toby jones
[franklin]: dies and gentlemen the
[howard]: ship
[franklin]: marvel expert has long into the chat
[howard]: i was thinking about baron zima too
much today
[franklin]: well well well well sam poobler was
saying in the discord oh you're the supposed
[franklin]: marvel expert i'm like yes i know
all the all the marvels i know trevor
[franklin]: or the mandarin
[howard]: a
[franklin]: as i call him you
[howard]: trevor
[franklin]: know
[howard]: slattery
[franklin]: that's right well i knew the identity
of zemo
[howard]: cheers
[franklin]: i mean fuck you me mixed up
you got
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i knew the initial one you denied
it i knew
[howard]: yeah well but
[franklin]: toby
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: jones
[howard]: only as good as your last outing
brother
[franklin]: toby jones
[howard]: totally jones
[franklin]: what a little guy bro you get
in
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get into air events all the time
[howard]: he said well i be putting a
team together he's on there
[franklin]: i don't think his knees can handle
being in
[howard]: toby
[franklin]: like
[howard]: jones is
[franklin]: air
[howard]: one
[franklin]: event
[howard]: of those guys whenever i see him
in a movie i'm like yeah there's that
[howard]: little creep
[franklin]: that's my initial thought as well there's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: another like a creepy guy
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: ah it's like his name is like
court something
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah i forgot his name it's not
court bower but it's like court something
[howard]: ever soul or something right
[franklin]: i don't dick ebersol big
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man with the biggest head out there
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but
[howard]: big head with a big heart
[franklin]: yeah none the less year you know
too many movie premiers have just you know
[franklin]: it's my brain brother
[howard]: toby jones is in a movie coming
out called tetras
[franklin]: great
[howard]: they
[franklin]: wells
[howard]: made a movie of petrus
[franklin]: folks and i guess we've seen it
all
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: boy who said there was
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: no new ideas
[franklin]: who you know if you live in
the andor world man like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you've seen the trailers right
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: where would
[howard]: yuh
[franklin]: you be what side would you be
on here what would you be doing in
[franklin]: that universe
[howard]: empire
[franklin]: empire
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yea because everything is clean
[howard]: yeah everything is clean their orderly
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: they just march around down the middle
of the street all day
[franklin]: a job where you could look like
you're doing a lot while doing nothing
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: check
[howard]: seems
[franklin]: please
[howard]: pretty pretty good
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: you just say stuff like hey check
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that out
[franklin]: yeah oh my god it's the perfect
like pretending to do work while doing nothing
[franklin]: at all
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man no i love this man you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: know let's sign me up man
[howard]: yeah boy
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: i could do that all day
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: and they're not bad guys
[franklin]: no not all of them
[howard]: they're standing up for what they believe
in is that so bad
[franklin]: that's not at all
[franklin]: that'll be us working for the empire
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: we really would be
[franklin]: m
[howard]: great empire guys i think man
[franklin]: oh my god all right we
[howard]: then
[franklin]: get a suit
[howard]: do you
[franklin]: with
[howard]: think
[franklin]: those
[howard]: the empire
[franklin]: tooths
[howard]: had a podcast like you know advocacy
check out the empire it's pretty cool
[franklin]: they had a bar on the death
star that is cannon from another point of
[franklin]: view
[howard]: well
[franklin]: they complained about the drink selection
[howard]: well
[franklin]: that doesn't sound like us
[howard]: no we would be happy with anything
[franklin]: yeah i like is that like the
people were like oh man but wise or
[franklin]: fucking bud wiser bro like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not
[howard]: hey
[franklin]: us not about beer
[howard]: no we'll take it
[franklin]: yeah we'll
[howard]: as
[franklin]: take
[howard]: long
[franklin]: it man
[howard]: as long as it's ice cold and
hits the spot
[franklin]: oh man you know it's ice cold
everything there is cold bro
[howard]: yeah because it's in space
[franklin]: the fucking nature mother nature's refrigerator space
[howard]: yeah man there's nothing cooler than a
space beer
[franklin]: oh legit how good would a bear
that's been frozen in space and then
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: brought back down in the atmosphere how
good does that probably taste
[howard]: i would love that man i would
drink that all day long
[franklin]: that explode in the vacuum space though
[howard]: i don't know it to explode or
if it would get squished
[franklin]: liquid doesn't squash brother
[howard]: but there's a little bit of air
in that and right
[franklin]: oh man what if it's filled up
like
[howard]: man now you're goin to make me
google what happens if there's
[franklin]: beer
[howard]: a bear
[franklin]: and space can i get
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a beer in space and then bring
it back down to earth
[howard]: yeah we got a gidilonmusk on the
job for this one man
[franklin]: right no man
[howard]: what happens to a beer
[franklin]: beer
[howard]: and
[franklin]: in
[howard]: sit
[franklin]: space i mean a cold beer well
like a cane beer
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not like
[howard]: what
[franklin]: a bottle like a bottle seems like
it would crack
[howard]: so there's an article that says why
drinking beer in space is scientifically impossible
[franklin]: boring
[howard]: all right i'm not going to space
ever
[franklin]: yeah fuck that ship dude
[howard]: yeah that's loser talk right there no
[franklin]: m
[howard]: onder all these asternons are nerves
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: has anyone had a beer in space
astrents and cosmonats are restricted
[franklin]: fucking nerves dude
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: well there are been experiments in making
and hang on buzz algeran drink ome wine
[howard]: when he took communion on the moon
[franklin]: i love how it has to be
wine like oh that's the good alcohol that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: for like
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: good people
[howard]: yeah but but bab's blue ribbon isn't
i've never i've never seen a wine blue
[howard]: ribbon
[franklin]: right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: now why i ain't good enough to
get in a blue ribbon
[howard]: hey cosminegrvulk said they would lose weight
and hide alcohol in their space suits
[franklin]: oh well that's pretty fucking cool man
that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: let's
[howard]: that is
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh yeah cosmanats were allowed it for
health reasons
[franklin]: i need a beer for my health
[howard]: so it seems like the russians were
all more laid back about this then
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: good on
[howard]: well
[franklin]: them
[howard]: there was a scandal in two thousand
seven astonats were flying well drunk
[franklin]: who are they going a hit
[howard]: hey i
[franklin]: i
[howard]: got a look at my hands or
shake i need something to calm me down
[howard]: brother
[franklin]: what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well the astronads are drunk oh god
better
[howard]: his
[franklin]: be care
[howard]: crashed into an alien
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: uh yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: wouldn't that be funny if
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: the first time we ever encountered daily
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: in life was
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: because a drunk asset
[franklin]: h
[howard]: not crashed
[franklin]: h
[howard]: into it
[franklin]: oh they have a low opinion of
us
[howard]: yeah we really have a lot of
ground to make up
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that's got a
[howard]: it's not what it looks like
[franklin]: so have you found the gold disk
we sent you or me or mat morgan
[franklin]: sperm that
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: cuts into space if you found the
blue print at morion sperm that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: take a look for it it's somewhere
out there
[franklin]: somewhere out there there's the gold disk
and matt morgan's sperm
[howard]: what
[franklin]: is in
[howard]: more
[franklin]: space
[howard]: we need to send
[franklin]: yes yeah
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: what was that thing with matt morgan
again
[howard]: yeah it was like a bunch of
people sent some of their stuff
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: in the space was like matt morgan's
dan
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like stephen colbear maybe link sent up
a comedy record or something
[franklin]: oh no oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: god like i
[howard]: you
[franklin]: know
[howard]: know
[franklin]: that i know the gold disk like
the famous
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: gold disk
[howard]: that was that one made sense because
it was like you know here's what the
[howard]: earth looks like here's what our math
is
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like that
[franklin]: yeah yeah that disk and they have
instructions to play the famous gold disk
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like there's like you know like boyars
or golden record man how
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: good they put put an episode of
uncle to uncle on that
[howard]: oh maybe we can get ill get
up an on mosque again so
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: they sent dan up of a bunch
of people they put up so matt
[franklin]: m
[howard]: morgan
[franklin]: the blue print
[howard]: yeah it's stephen hawking okay that's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: fine
[franklin]: sure
[howard]: stephen colbert playboy model joe garcia
[franklin]: little something for daddy up in space
[howard]: yeah that's what i'm talking about a
game designer named richard garrott which
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: was the
[franklin]: a
[howard]: nervy
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: fantasy authors tracy hickman and laura hickman
[franklin]: m
[howard]: they wrote like
[franklin]: m
[howard]: dragon lance books as
[franklin]: gotcha
[howard]: stupid then matt morgan and
[franklin]: m
[howard]: lance armstrong and then also
[franklin]: m
[howard]: a children's book that stephen hawking wrote
[franklin]: this this is like
[howard]: they
[franklin]: so
[howard]: didn't even really
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: why
[franklin]: so
[howard]: would they have sent this up man
[franklin]: so like in the voyager one it
was chuck berry awesome right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like that's dope
[howard]: rock and roll
[franklin]: little rock and roll like that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like they put beethoven and like mode
sart ship as well
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and like i get it but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: and because i like kind of like
humans are around doing something right
[franklin]: yeah i
[howard]: like
[franklin]: like yeah
[howard]: i was gonna say you're an alien
and you heard mostar you'd be like well
[howard]: these guys are like you know i
don't really can't jam out to this but
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like you know they've got brains i
guess
[franklin]: i guess you would say that i
mean but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is there definitive proof either like who
is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to say like an alien wouldn't like
some forty one's fucking fat lip
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: more than most art like you can't
you can't make that as a definitive statement
[franklin]: that an alien an extra terrestrial beam
would like mozart
[howard]: i
[franklin]: because of the sucking strings bullshit whatever
it is as post to fucking you know
[franklin]: storming to the party you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: know
[howard]: looking like nino
[franklin]: yeah yeah there's no there's no definitive
proof
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: man this this voider disk stupid
[franklin]: i think both i think matt morgan
sperm thing is stupid i think the voyage
[franklin]: i think the aliens need podcasts sent
to them
[howard]: m and the swedish pacini team
[franklin]: and the swedish bakin team a couple
eight by tens
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: now
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah like pat say jack
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: just we need to come up with
the perfect thing to send the aliens out
[franklin]: of space
[howard]: do you think it's feasible that you
could just as a if its citizens make
[howard]: a rocket strong enough to get it
into space like if you didn't want it
[howard]: to come back or anything just get
it all the way up there do you
[howard]: think you could
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: do that
[franklin]: a good that's a good question okay
[howard]: i s worth looking into
[franklin]: if you have this is being done
on your property right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i think you have to look into
code violations right but
[howard]: right because
[franklin]: it seems
[howard]: like
[franklin]: like
[howard]: the
[franklin]: blast scenery
[howard]: f
[franklin]: rocket
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: short of a noise disturbance or anything
like that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: see it breaking any laws
[howard]: no one's business but your own whether
you did it right
[franklin]: if it doesn't
[howard]: a
[franklin]: again like if it fell short and
fell on the n you know that's a
[franklin]: violation but if it makes it to
space it's not
[howard]: then
[franklin]: it's not a
[howard]: off
[franklin]: literine
[howard]: i goes
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not now now
[howard]: have you seen the uncle uncle account
follow some space guy did you follow him
[howard]: i don't think i did
[franklin]: i think that's the better i mean
if the question is who followed somebody in
[franklin]: the uncle to uncle account the answer
is always
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: you
[howard]: usually me but i wouldn't have followed
a space guy
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it must have just happened in our
pocket or something
[franklin]: right right
[howard]: well with that maybe we'll go ahead
and ask him if we can send a
[howard]: rock in a space
[franklin]: as a private citizen can you send
a rock into space
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and just have some cool
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: stuff like a nerve gun couple of
dvdsyou know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: cool shit
[howard]: like a
[franklin]: funcos
[howard]: picture of vernor herzog is the client
yeah
[franklin]: by ten of burner or as the
client yes
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a growgruplushy
[howard]: stall
[franklin]: up there
[howard]: oh that would be cute
[franklin]: i love that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they would
[howard]: maybe
[franklin]: appreciate that
[howard]: maybe nineteen seventy dodge charger
[franklin]: little something a little speed on that
i don't know if they
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: can handle that over there in mars
[howard]: you got you got a flying saucer
look at we got
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: half ton of american steel
[franklin]: yeah man they're not ready for that
ship dude that's too
[howard]: no
[franklin]: fucking there
[howard]: hell no
[franklin]: they're like ah i could travel intredimensionally
fuck out of here but aliens are nerves
[franklin]: they just
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: have to be by nature i guess
[howard]: they
[franklin]: that's what
[howard]: got those
[franklin]: has
[howard]: big ass heads
[franklin]: i yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: feeble as bodies could jam into lockers
[howard]: oh man i would love to bully
an alien
[franklin]: slater would just
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: fucking slam one in there and just
fucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: lock him up
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that'd be awesome
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i'm talking to lisa turtle pell
[franklin]: hey warn me i'm talking to lisa
turtle i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: an extra terrestrial being
[howard]: now
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: blo
[franklin]: just um man maria lopes that's what
can that be one of our guys
[howard]: yeah marie lopes we could send his
din pace
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that would be impressive
[franklin]: i felt bad for mario lopez because
all throughout that joe francis like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: thing on t n t they kept
breaking up photos of joe francis and mario
[franklin]: lope as always like around there
[howard]: but i mean if you were kind
of a shady famous guy when you try
[howard]: to hang out with maria lopez as
much as you could
[franklin]: yeah that's that's not on mario like
[howard]: no
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: not at all man
[franklin]: that's not but like they keep talking
about joe francis and it's like here's joe
[franklin]: like they're showing the photos like like
goddamn showing without mario opes please
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the poor
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: guy man
[howard]: like you can't be guilty of who
you take a picture with man that's messed
[franklin]: no
[howard]: up no
[franklin]: no i'm sure
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: jees i think mary lopez is a
good guy you know that
[franklin]: i don't know if he's a good
guy
[howard]: he's never done anything to me
[franklin]: it sounds pretty sounds like a pretty
good guy to me
[howard]: let me say he doesn't have a
controversy section on his work at patio
[franklin]: boom done case closed case closed
[howard]: yeah no
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: controversies
[franklin]: no controversy but we do have a
controversy
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: because i think it is the latest
we've ever been in an episode not talked
[franklin]: about
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: god damn if we were strict to
the hour kind of show
[howard]: kay yeah
[franklin]: be fired
[howard]: we'd be in trouble
[franklin]: we'd be in big trouble with the
boss but you know what robe show i
[franklin]: hope keep that finger on the plug
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: you better get used to the way
the cookie bounces
[franklin]: yuh big man i'm on pluto kick
again
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you i mean
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you probably go ahead an out i
know you watched wrestling on there but
[howard]: i check it out from here to
there
[franklin]: i've beenlooking at their movie channels man
i was watching forty days and forty nights
[franklin]: to josh harton
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know a movie i talked about
before on this show i saw him it
[franklin]: wasn't a feather he made somebody
[howard]: yah
[franklin]: he made a lady you know
[howard]: h
[franklin]: he wasn't going to have sex with
her cause it hadn't been forty days but
[franklin]: he made her see you m with
a flower
[howard]: h oh
[franklin]: yeah yeah wild stuff
[howard]: that's that's romantic
[franklin]: yeah and then her friend was like
was it a vibrating flower with the funk
[franklin]: but yeah that's
[howard]: no
[franklin]: not my movie though
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: i just been on this pluto kick
do they got everything it's fucking amazing
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know i told you before the
show began my movie has jake busy rayleoda
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: john quzac
[howard]: who
[franklin]: and amanda pete
[howard]: oh baby
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: what is this
[franklin]: this is called identity
[howard]: oh wow
[franklin]: two thousand three brother
[howard]: that was a hell of a year
[franklin]: hell of a year you know
[howard]: no
[franklin]: hell of a year
[howard]: i
[franklin]: for movies now somebody
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: described it as
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the six sense meets fight club i
wouldn't
[howard]: well that sounds good
[franklin]: i guess
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so man this is a movie
[howard]: i
[franklin]: so many twists and i don't i
don't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like horror movies man
[howard]: yeah no
[franklin]: i don't that's too scary but it
was on i was it was playing it
[franklin]: was after forty days forty nights
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like okay whatever you know you know
i see actors you know these are my
[franklin]: friends that i know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you
[howard]: of
[franklin]: know
[howard]: course
[franklin]: ralioda you know
[howard]: one of the biggest stars he has
ever been
[franklin]: yeah you know he's a cop in
this guess
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: what he wasn't a cop he was
a criminal
[howard]: h
[franklin]: i know there's so many twists
[howard]: that is a lot of twists
[franklin]: john c mc kinley's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: in this dr cox from scrubs
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: he dies he gets hit by a
car
[howard]: all right p
[franklin]: r i p and like
[howard]: a
[franklin]: all these people are getting
[howard]: my
[franklin]: killed off because they're in a motel
in nevada it's raining they can't leave
[howard]: and
[franklin]: and they don't know who's the killer
they
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: think it's jake b s because
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's a criminal
[howard]: right
[franklin]: and somebody kills him and they don't
know who and then they think it's this
[howard]: i
[franklin]: other guy
[howard]: m
[franklin]: who's played by john hocks no relation
the ethan
[howard]: m yeah
[franklin]: looks just like him they're
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: both
[howard]: where
[franklin]: yeah they're both whites
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: you
[howard]: well
[franklin]: know
[howard]: whites can do anything these days
[franklin]: i mean i swear that guy was
you know but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know not related to ethan
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man there's so many twists you think
first like oh the killer is john ques
[franklin]: act because there's another like it's like
two
[howard]: a
[franklin]: movies dudes like you have the motel
stuff and people are dying and
[howard]: m
[franklin]: then you have a court or like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: a thing and there's alfred molina dock
act
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: and he's like oh my client has
this
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: associative entity disorder
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: how can
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he be found guilty and you know
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: and then just like he's like his
body did it but his mind did not
[franklin]: commit the crimes
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: is
[franklin]: a
[howard]: a
[franklin]: smart
[howard]: good defense
[franklin]: ass and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's a good defense though i'm going
to start you know
[howard]: yeah i might start using that myself
[franklin]: right that's a you know
[howard]: ah oh
[franklin]: you know this movie brought a lot
of attention man
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: because like you have some like kind
of chudley or like average looking
[howard]: m
[franklin]: dudes amanda
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: pete is looking just astonishing like i
think this is the movie where i learned
[franklin]: how unfair
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: things are for women because
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this you know you have you know
just a beautiful
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: woman here in the chudliest cast of
dudes like
[howard]: yeah yeah that ain't fair
[franklin]: that ain't fair aren't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: there more beautiful ask
[howard]: how
[franklin]: women in this movie is my question
[howard]: yeah let's get some equality
[franklin]: quality right you know get
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: more babes in this you know but
no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: dude so many twists it's you know
there's like can i spoil the movie for
[franklin]: you
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: it turns out this little kid who
looked creepy from the start was the killer
[franklin]: and
[howard]: what
[franklin]: like yeah like this is something you
figure out like now like in the first
[franklin]: few minutes
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but like back
[howard]: i
[franklin]: then it's like oh ship the little
kid m no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah yeah because it takes place in
the future and the past
[howard]: okay that's smart
[franklin]: exmin days of future past
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: another
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: smart movie
[howard]: that is a smart movie
[franklin]: fucking nixon's in it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they ever ask you what's your favorite
movie
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: with a with a real president
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: let's god if he days a future
[franklin]: as a
[howard]: past
[franklin]: feature as right or
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: transformer because it has george w bush
in the first one
[howard]: that's right
[franklin]: goes on some
[howard]: or
[franklin]: twines
[howard]: my favorite with an astronaut dark of
the moon
[franklin]: we have an aston not a president
though
[howard]: oh well yeah but those are his
like the president of the moon
[franklin]: he is the president of the boom
wa does he take our podcast and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: swedish pacini photos up there next time
around
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: buzz
[howard]: come on buzz
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: that's a cool name man
[franklin]: you're telling me that wasn't the first
kind of drink in the fucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: space
[howard]: i was funking driving a camera on
the moon
[franklin]: they drive a golf car on the
moon
[howard]: they drove some little buggy around yeah
[franklin]: doesn't make sense oh
[howard]: how it at work
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: there's no golf to play up there
[franklin]: what's your movie big man
[howard]: oh franklin you know it's interesting you
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: watched a movie on pluto i watched
[franklin]: m
[howard]: one we're really out of space today
i watched
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: a movie on the neptune channel
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: one of those street and channels
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: interesting
[howard]: they do a lot of publicity for
movies a lot of people haven't seen before
[franklin]: cool
[howard]: you know like i like the spotlight
stuff that kind
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: of goes overlooked you know
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: all these film twitter guys they're fine
but they kind of stick to the same
[howard]: stuff you know you don't really see
them there too much they don't ever give
[howard]: a good look to you know the
mail carrier's husband
[franklin]: no
[howard]: stuff like that so
[franklin]: but you know why
[howard]: why
[franklin]: they don't it
[howard]: they don't so this movie is really
really good for you know this movie it
[howard]: was on the neptune channel
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: it's from two thousand third n so
this is it's a movie where
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: young people
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: no longer have any pride in their
country right
[franklin]: m
[howard]: they say oh don't care about america
anymore that musty old land what's it done
[howard]: for me well america gets attacked by
the russians
[franklin]: well boy
[howard]: and the military says hey you young
people we need you all to join the
[howard]: military you need to join them none
of them want to do it so guess
[howard]: who sends up all the old guys
oh
[franklin]: so this is kind of like you
know clenestwood tom jones
[howard]: well so it's got you know lose
in this um danny glover is it it
[franklin]: yeah he's like the perennial old guy
huh
[howard]: john john lyth gaws
[franklin]: ye
[howard]: in this one
[franklin]: another hall of fame
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: perennial old
[howard]: and christoph waltz yeah
[franklin]: ladies and gentlemen they don't come any
old any older any dustier than christ of
[franklin]: walt i feel
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like with him i could get a
little brush like a fossil just so the
[franklin]: old the autumn
[howard]: yeah expose him out of the out
of the sandstone
[franklin]: i just gotta go keep
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: sweeping away the skin cells that are
coming off of him
[howard]: yeah that's an old man right there
so
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: this movie is called old old soldiers
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and they all have to go into
war they go through boot camp so that's
[howard]: really exciting watching all these old guy
as a boot camp
[franklin]: oh man
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: that's funny i could hear like give
me some give us
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: o give
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it in so i can hear that
[howard]: there's a mintage danny glovers doing pull
ups and at first he can't do any
[howard]: because he's you know eighty or whatever
[franklin]: here's a whole
[howard]: yeah and then at the end he's
doing a bunch um and all of their
[howard]: generals and stuff are young then them
so it's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: kind of weird you know they're
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: saying they're like i don't usually yell
at a guy older than me but i'll
[howard]: make an exception for you
[franklin]: oh man
[howard]: yeah and john lithgawis in there and
he's like a nerd but he is still
[howard]: so he's like a college professor but
[franklin]: dan
[howard]: he has to be in the military
so he's he's like they call him they
[howard]: call him a
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: harvard because he's so smart
[franklin]: the military is big on the silly
nicknames
[howard]: yeah like they call they call chrisofpha
walt texas because the yeah
[franklin]: huh zombi land does the same thing
[howard]: yeah he verything does man i do
it all the time
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and then they have to go and
they go war and they have to fight
[howard]: and you know who plays vladimarpood
[franklin]: donald southerland
[howard]: no well that would be a good
call though
[franklin]: good footing right
[howard]: it's it's who's the guy who is
in the new james bond movies as you
[howard]: know the new in after after judith
dence leaves is that
[franklin]: the new m and james bond movies
[howard]: ralph fianisright
[franklin]: row i think it's just fine right
[howard]: oh fine
[franklin]: fines like oh i got a parking
ticket got to play these ralph fines
[howard]: yeah well it's him he plays vlatimerputan
and
[franklin]: that's a pretty
[howard]: i'm pretty
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: good
[franklin]: know how that
[howard]: casting
[franklin]: guy looks so
[howard]: no he looks like bamerputon probably
[franklin]: let me say yeah that that's that's
about right man
[howard]: yeah yeah it's perfect
[franklin]: i don't like this guy to be
honest dude i'm
[howard]: no
[franklin]: looking
[howard]: he's a bad guy
[franklin]: i'm
[howard]: he's
[franklin]: taking
[howard]: always been
[franklin]: a look
[howard]: a
[franklin]: at
[howard]: bad
[franklin]: him i don't
[howard]: guy
[franklin]: like him is he this
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is a bad guy probably in real
life
[howard]: he's got to be a bad guy
in real life man
[franklin]: i don't like this guy dude i
don't i got
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a bad feeling about him
[howard]: you got a bad feeling about this
[franklin]: first and foremost yeah
[howard]: oh so he's the main bad guy
um you know it's exciting they go through
[howard]: boot camp they get overseas they've got
you now deal with the realities of war
[howard]: even though danny glover is the oldest
one he's the only one who has actually
[howard]: been in war before so he kind
of knows what's going on
[franklin]: well now the smart phones have got
war s got to be distracting because if
[franklin]: you're looking at funny on you tube
[howard]: yeah well but they're old guys so
they don't
[franklin]: they
[howard]: really
[franklin]: don't know you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tube yet
[howard]: yeah and that's two thousand thirteen so
you know
[franklin]: still have youtube then buddy
[howard]: ah well i know but it wasn't
like a big deal yet
[franklin]: okay m there's still funny stuff on
there man gagnemstile was on there
[howard]: you know but you didn't have no
logan paul
[franklin]: i think they were still around then
but yes so i get your point but
[howard]: you know it wasn't a phenomenon
[franklin]: it wasn't
[howard]: like
[franklin]: a phenomenon
[howard]: yeah and besides you know you think
harvard's going to be watching ganem style
[franklin]: is that in taste
[howard]: there's a part there's a part where
he's in the war and he's he's struggling
[howard]: to keep up with every they're rnnin
through the battle field and he's like my
[howard]: bag is too heavy and like what's
in their harbor and they opened it up
[howard]: and it's just all the books
[franklin]: you're bringing books in the warfield buddy
[howard]: yeah well what a goose right he's
kind of like the ccomedic character
[franklin]: that's a
[howard]: because
[franklin]: funny it's a funny thing
[howard]: yeah he's just a dumb dumb
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: so yeah it's a pretty exciting movie
there's there's a femfatal
[franklin]: oh boy
[howard]: in there
[franklin]: who's that
[howard]: laura holly
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: lauren holly
[franklin]: laura laura holly
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah so yeah that's something
[franklin]: now
[howard]: for
[franklin]: she
[howard]: daddy
[franklin]: was with jim carry for a while
[howard]: yes she sure was
[franklin]: you think she's you think she's vac
and she's like oh i don't do this
[franklin]: bullshit with this weird nough
[howard]: that's why she got a divorce she
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: said buddy i got a feeling you're
going to be not vexed in a
[franklin]: you
[howard]: few
[franklin]: know
[howard]: years
[franklin]: what she was in down periscope of
kelsey grammer
[howard]: hey that's not bad
[franklin]: no it wasn't bad no no there
is some some sexual tension between them
[howard]: i bet there was
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: probably in real life too because she
[franklin]: i
[howard]: is a beautiful woman
[franklin]: he's a beautiful man how could that
now
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: trans that's probably would yeah they did
not for us to know
[howard]: yeah that's that's only for me and
god
[franklin]: as for kelsey lord and and the
big man upstairs and
[howard]: m
[franklin]: anybody
[howard]: n
[franklin]: lucky enough to get to
[howard]: who investigates it
[franklin]: yeah you think he'd tell us if
he did
[howard]: vex found out yeah
[franklin]: no they can't i mean if we
asked kelsey kelso you and laren holly ever
[franklin]: have a thing
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: he's too
[howard]: if
[franklin]: much
[howard]: we
[franklin]: of a secret bro to be like
i'm not going to say we didn't pal
[howard]: he'd be like me tell you i
love women in all of their forms
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: or something like that
[franklin]: he
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: would say it in an intellectual way
where we would be confused for a minute
[franklin]: and then when he's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: gone we be like oh so they
did fuck
[howard]: i do man kills grame i think
he's kind of a secret
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: pervert
[franklin]: i don't think that's like
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: think it's
[franklin]: a
[howard]: a
[franklin]: secret
[howard]: secret
[franklin]: pervert
[howard]: actually
[franklin]: that's like doing the worst job of
covering it up
[howard]: yeah he's like no one knows that
i'm a pervert
[franklin]: yeah that's what he's doing yes it's
very much like david do cuffney and making
[franklin]: like california cation like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like that's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know how could anybody know i'm
a sex attic i'm only in the show
[franklin]: or i'm
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: having to funk every episode
[howard]: kelsey gram has got the perfect twitter
because i think he just has someone who
[howard]: retweets stuff that he's in
[franklin]: that's that's what it should be
[howard]: yeah you want to now what kelsey
gram's net worth is
[franklin]: let me guess can i guess
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: say seventeen mill
[howard]: my brother he is worth eighty million
dollars
[franklin]: no ship
[howard]: could you imagine how much money you'd
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: be driving and he went through a
divorce he had to pay her off fifty
[howard]: million
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: dollars
[franklin]: my god man
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: oh my god
[howard]: it's funny when you hear these rich
guys i'm like oh they took me for
[howard]: half of my worth okay well you're
still
[franklin]: yeah you're
[howard]: doing
[franklin]: still
[howard]: pretty good man
[franklin]: you're still doing pretty good man i
don't know if you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can complain man i mean
[howard]: you can drive a new and a
civic every day for a year
[franklin]: i'm glad how you measure things
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can somebody drive a new handecific for
every day of the year
[howard]: you could probably do more than that
[franklin]: i would imagine he does
[howard]: yeah you think he does more than
that you think he drives to home to
[howard]: civic a day
[franklin]: i don't see the point but he
could
[howard]: i wonder what the like top of
the line on the civic cost because you
[howard]: know he's not driving to stock on
[franklin]: no
[howard]: the civic
[franklin]: no he's getting a fresh off there
you know
[howard]: is getting like the type r or
whatever the racer one
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i don't feel like looking that up
[franklin]: no
[howard]: who
[franklin]: no
[howard]: cares
[franklin]: no no so big man you know
we we do have questions we have a
[franklin]: question in the emails i don't think
we've touched
[howard]: okay let's do that
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: because we kind o went long
[franklin]: we've gotten long but i mean you
know again even if even in vance was
[franklin]: right across the most russian us and
we've gone past the out this is like
[franklin]: t v time remaining on a world
championship match
[howard]: this and this is a world championship
episode
[franklin]: hey man legendary flavors world championship podcast
[howard]: i just want to point out that
if you drove a new top of the
[howard]: line hondacific every day for a year
it would cost you fourteen million dollars
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: so kelsey grandma could do that for
about six years and they need
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: been cruptafter
[franklin]: he be back
[howard]: he bought twenty two hundred on this
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: at least you can start a goddamn
you know
[howard]: sell sell him
[franklin]: sell em for half of
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that
[howard]: yeah genuine kelsey grammar
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: civic hell pay seventy five thousand alas
for that
[franklin]: it's like john voie le baron
[howard]: oh man with that bite mark
[franklin]: the
[howard]: pencil
[franklin]: vipearks on the
[howard]: m
[franklin]: so
[howard]: i
[franklin]: h so louise is asking us here
high uncles i have an extremely annoying co
[franklin]: worker
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: work in a machine shop and this
guy will sing chitty spanish language songs extremely
[franklin]: poorly he doesn't
[howard]: huh
[franklin]: just sing quietly to himself either
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: he sings as loud as possible and
it is driving me insane sometimes you're
[howard]: a yyehyeah
[franklin]: sang for like an hour or two
without stopping i don't want to explode on
[franklin]: him because he is an otherwise very
nice person how do i get him to
[franklin]: stop or i might being an ass
and should i just let him sing he's
[franklin]: not being an ass like let's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: make that perfectly fucking clear that's an
annoying thing like
[howard]: i want to hear the singing before
i answer to be honest with you because
[howard]: maybe he's a good singer and louise
is tone daffers something you
[franklin]: but
[howard]: know
[franklin]: even then you got a job to
do you got some guys singing
[howard]: yeah that's true
[franklin]: you know and it's and it's spanish
[howard]: it
[franklin]: song so he's not singing you know
steal my sunshine by len
[howard]: yeah he's singing o m cortorazone
[franklin]: right all right you know some celia
cruise lost van van
[howard]: some
[franklin]: like
[howard]: miami sound machine
[franklin]: the miami sound machine you know
[howard]: okay yeah
[franklin]: it can be really annoying man it
could be annoying and like louis
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: is he cuban because if he's cuban
then i know how annoying it is because
[howard]: right
[franklin]: it can be loud dude
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: cubans ell you can't well you guess
you can't but they
[howard]: i'm
[franklin]: can
[howard]: cut
[franklin]: be loud i'll give
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you yeah
[howard]: you gave me cuban rights
[franklin]: you can say yeah hey can be
loud and they
[howard]: well
[franklin]: love
[howard]: those
[franklin]: their music
[howard]: cubans are loud
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh i hate that
[franklin]: go for it have a ball
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: dude i'm fine
[howard]: i'm
[franklin]: with it hey everybody you can't be
mad at it i said it's okay m
[howard]: hose cupids piss me off brother
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: brother i mean ship over here got
some annoying ones for sure but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no uh how do you handle this
situation where a guy is singing you know
[franklin]: what i think i was gonna say
[howard]: can you wear headphones
[franklin]: i guess
[howard]: my
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: brother
[franklin]: the question one and then
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i was on say can you offer
him gum but i think you could still
[franklin]: sing and have gum right
[howard]: oh yeah but might not be able
to
[franklin]: maybe
[howard]: you
[franklin]: just
[howard]: never
[franklin]: keep
[howard]: know
[franklin]: offering them sticks of gum
[howard]: yeah until his mouth is so full
of gum he's like
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like that
[franklin]: just keep offering him gum
[howard]: yeah let stop him tons and tons
of gum
[franklin]: and
[howard]: you could
[franklin]: just to clarify
[howard]: and if he's
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: uncle howard has you know uncle has
an honor cuban so
[howard]: see
[franklin]: all that stuff you know i'm real
i'm as cubano as they got everybody
[howard]: yeah that's right is
[franklin]: so
[howard]: coupanois
[franklin]: you can't be mad at
[howard]: rasorramon
[franklin]: us can't be mad for that earlier
stuff
[howard]: no you can't
[franklin]: you can't
[howard]: if you got a problem with it
why don't you go down to havana because
[howard]: that's where you'll find me
[franklin]: that's right that's right driving the cuban
mile
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: man was cool though they
[franklin]: cuba
[howard]: got all
[franklin]: is
[howard]: those
[franklin]: dope
[howard]: yeah got beautiful beautiful beaches
[franklin]: brother you would love coming over here
to kocho
[howard]: see
[franklin]: there's nothing there's nothing like it dude
walk down
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the street here in kocho play some
dominos
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: have a drink
[howard]: were one of those shirts is buttoned
up
[franklin]: oh brother you're talking about a guaavera
or a cuba
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: vera
[howard]: yeah drink a cuba libre
[franklin]: my friend i mean yeah i mean
they would suit you well
[howard]: yeah i think
[franklin]: cuban lifestyle cigar
[howard]: eh
[franklin]: hat
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh brother
[howard]: i don't know i like cigars but
i break one and half and then have
[howard]: a samoan guy beat someone up oh
[franklin]: that's good that sounds good to me
brother so so louis i think just gum
[franklin]: a lot of gum
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get some of that zebra gum right
this with all
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the
[howard]: fruit stripe
[franklin]: fruits ripe as when all the young
youngs are smoking or chewing
[howard]: yeah chewing
[franklin]: doing and smoking
[howard]: maybe you know if the guy's cue
and i guess you could give him a
[howard]: cigar
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: too
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we can't resist
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to wrap our lips around a big
fat cigar
[howard]: yeah i guess i'll have a cigar
now that i'm cuban
[franklin]: yea you'd be like
[howard]: oh baby i love this
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's what you say
[howard]: that's a cuban
[franklin]: that's a cuban so next question here
this is i'm going to email questions here
[howard]: okay please
[franklin]: s from ben and he says do
you think elvin saw star wars do you
[franklin]: think he would
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: have liked attack of the clothes and
when did elvas die
[howard]: i think nineteen
[franklin]: i thought it was like seventy seven
or something seventy seven
[howard]: okay so you
[franklin]: did
[howard]: could
[franklin]: a
[howard]: have
[franklin]: new
[howard]: seen
[franklin]: hope
[howard]: a
[franklin]: come
[howard]: new hope
[franklin]: out
[howard]: seventy seven right
[franklin]: he came out seven seven but seventy
sevens a long time bro like in may
[franklin]: and he died in
[howard]: which
[franklin]: august
[howard]: part if so
[franklin]: two
[howard]: he did
[franklin]: months
[howard]: see it yeah you
[franklin]: vis
[howard]: had plenty
[franklin]: had
[howard]: of time
[franklin]: albums
[howard]: you got
[franklin]: had
[howard]: a seen it a few times
[franklin]: alas had two months
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to watch a new hope
[howard]: yeah he better of
[franklin]: yeah did elvas
[howard]: m
[franklin]: star wars let look this up first
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like man he goes at that hotel
a lot so there's a blogger so did
[franklin]: elves presley see star wars so looking
through
[howard]: you
[franklin]: this block here they don't want to
just give me a yes or no here
[franklin]: so he was in poor shape in
seventy seven gained weight you
[howard]: don't
[franklin]: know
[howard]: have to run a mile to see
a movie
[franklin]: i don't think you do i think
albus could
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get fucking go now you would imagine
to say that you ould imagine you would
[franklin]: have loved that you know is full
of action the force so they're
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: only speculating in this article on august
twelfth unable to obtain a print of starward
[franklin]: ef there's a store here
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so that august almost three months after
starward was released it seems elvas was trying
[franklin]: to get a print of the film
to screen in memphis so his why and
[franklin]: and his daughter can watch it you
know ex wife
[howard]: he
[franklin]: and
[howard]: you got to check out this movie
[franklin]: so i guess he did see because
he wanted to print right
[howard]: he i got to cake it back
to home mem s
[franklin]: colonel man let me go let me
get some in stars man colonel is on
[franklin]: got two months to live
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm goin all just wait here in
vegas man let me put the pup on
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: starward on the big screen man the
film
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: come on colonel
[howard]: frank can you ever heard that song
walking in memphis
[franklin]: no
[howard]: oh man that's one of the best
songs ever he talks about he gets guy
[howard]: the singer goes down to memphis by
himself
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: goes into grace land he sees the
ghost of elvas
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: walking memphis
[franklin]: and you see
[howard]: a
[franklin]: i
[howard]: great song you know who loves that
song sweet jenny
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: um you know also there's a part
where the ladies are you a christian who
[howard]: says mam i am tonight
[franklin]: that's cute
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: so he
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: looks like he may have seen star
wars i think is the ultimate so what
[franklin]: have like a tack of the clones
maybe like oh colonel colonel s too many
[franklin]: of the men on one two they
all look goddamn man that's
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: boom hower
[howard]: know
[franklin]: fuck
[howard]: i don't like that dialogue too much
colonel
[franklin]: colonel the dialogue is taking me out
of the film here man he's talking about
[franklin]: sand here saying there man where is
he man the beaches of aca poco
[howard]: did elvislike the match
[franklin]: really like the beach you're not going
to do
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like the beach
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get out of here he was in
the king he wasn't hard of living
[howard]: you know that's walking in memphis he
you know he always shot the t v
[howard]: that elva stood
[franklin]: what's that
[howard]: all this would always shoot as t
v
[franklin]: no ship
[howard]: take out his gun and shoot it
you know why because
[franklin]: m
[howard]: robert gale was on it
[franklin]: oh dastardly robert gole
[howard]: yeah but i hate that robert gole
yeah
[franklin]: is not a trustworthy face
[howard]: no it's too much of a mustache
[franklin]: no well he's no longer with us
either
[howard]: yeah well it looks like elves got
the last laugh
[franklin]: yeah they both died um there's
[howard]: big
[franklin]: more
[howard]: robert gole
[franklin]: there's too many questions man on the
discord
[howard]: i know i went i asked for
[franklin]: you
[howard]: questions
[franklin]: ask for questions what can
[howard]: kay
[franklin]: do a show
[howard]: well i didn't know that we were
going to get into it about you know
[howard]: matt morgan's sperm in space
[franklin]: it's floated away so you're telling me
beer can't survive in space but that man's
[franklin]: load can
[howard]: yeah because it's not carbonated
[franklin]: there's too many questions dude these people
have to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: be i mean are they going to
get mad like
[howard]: let's let's i got one that i
want to answer
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: right
[franklin]: get
[howard]: here
[franklin]: the one you want to answer i
saw like i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: mean they're good questions do
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: not get me
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: wrong
[howard]: first of al there's one question that
we're not just going to answer that we're
[howard]: going a answer a lot more than
that in an exclusive and fairly ambitious project
[howard]: so one of these questions is
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it's going to be taken care of
don't
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: worry about that but is champ he
says you can re cast one m c
[howard]: u character with brett michael's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: who are you going with
[franklin]: whole fuck this
[howard]: pepper
[franklin]: is a
[howard]: pots
[franklin]: brilliant this is a brilliant asked question
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: holy shit man this is like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you you need to put some thing
in front of me man like you can't
[franklin]: do this here like would you be
good in the captain america kind of think
[franklin]: what you be good with iron man
until i kind of bounce off of and
[franklin]: the iron man is jealous of you
know so maybe
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: oh aldrich killian
[franklin]: aldrich
[howard]: he was
[franklin]: killing the flaming
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: hot guy i mean i don't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: mean because he's hot he's a good
looking guy
[howard]: i
[franklin]: you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: played like guy pierce but guy pierce
ain't no brett michael's
[howard]: no imagine yeah because in the beginning
is like a little like
[franklin]: like
[howard]: nor
[franklin]: a nerve
[howard]: kind of
[franklin]: dude fucking
[howard]: and
[franklin]: hilarious
[howard]: then he shows up twenty years later
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: and
[franklin]: hot
[howard]: it's brett michael's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it looks like a million bucks
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: damn
[franklin]: aldrich killian
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: michael's there man that'd be fucking
[howard]: to
[franklin]: like man he would go up to
fucking like guennethpaltro and just be like m
[howard]: yeah that does sound good
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: i think i
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: would i go to think of a
better person than aldrich killing now that you
[howard]: mention it for
[franklin]: i
[howard]: him
[franklin]: get i got a good one dude
of the fat dude
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i am the marvel expert
[howard]: yeah well no
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: you're not i would i would pick
i would actually cast him as bucky barns
[howard]: because i'd love to see him do
a lot of emoting when he's sad about
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: being set by hydra to be an
assassin
[franklin]: he'd be good because he had a
lot of expressions when he had his like
[franklin]: hat and bandana on which is a
normal thing to have
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: when you're
[howard]: when you
[franklin]: not balled
[howard]: always have it on
[franklin]: yeah exactly and he was just like
looking down a lot
[howard]: right
[franklin]: contemplating
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: which lady was going to be his
[howard]: yeah walking along the beach
[franklin]: oh man
[howard]: you know he didn't he didn't wear
a hat or a bandana when you had
[howard]: the penal plismacgraph
[franklin]: no use
[howard]: on
[franklin]: his
[howard]: them
[franklin]: pajamas he got his hair fluked up
to like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not look bald
[howard]: no because he's not bald
[franklin]: e got a extra floufedlike a fucking
poodle the hair straight end out man like
[franklin]: just it's a giant fluff hair that
guy
[howard]: it's like you know sometimes you'll see
a bird walking around and it gets all
[howard]: fluked up
[franklin]: ye was in that episode
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: it was all fluted
[franklin]: his flame pajamas to get the fuck
out of here but have some
[howard]: that
[franklin]: self
[howard]: was
[franklin]: respect
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: no it wasn't as
[howard]: it
[franklin]: a
[howard]: was
[franklin]: little
[howard]: super cool man
[franklin]: it was i mean god agin
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tries to do that ship today man
they're just like no
[howard]: i think he'd have even more luck
today than he did then on this show
[franklin]: yeah that's true he looks great
[howard]: he was scene with pamela anderson quite
often back in the day
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: no that's cool
[franklin]: yeah that is pretty cool so these
don't ask for questions the next week please
[franklin]: because there's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a lot
[howard]: no
[franklin]: here bro like i don't
[howard]: there's too many questions
[franklin]: there's
[howard]: and we
[franklin]: jesus
[howard]: we really used our brain up this
last
[franklin]: we really did so next episode we
could be stupid and just like answer the
[franklin]: questions and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: talk about your
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: neptune movie of the week
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and
[howard]: neptune of the week man
[franklin]: and so i mean are we going
to survive and our fever
[howard]: oh i hope so i'm vaccinated so
[franklin]: that's good that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is good you know
[howard]: that should help me some
[franklin]: yeah yeah yeah
[howard]: even though we're right next to each
other i just tested you a picture that
[howard]: fits pretty interested
[franklin]: okay pamela and bret and brett looks
like he is on a cloud eleven brother
[franklin]: goddamn that should be the photo for
the show
[howard]: yeah he's six or seven sheets to
the wind
[franklin]: goddamn that is
[howard]: i feel like this was a dark
period in brett's life
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he's smoking on a lot of these
pictures
[franklin]: he's smoking has a drink
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and she has like a camera all
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: right
[howard]: disposable camera and like a
[franklin]: drink in her hands
[howard]: maybe like a shirley temple
[franklin]: that's generous of you
[howard]: yeah well she is a generous woman
[franklin]: she you know yeah
[howard]: he's writing motorcycles around
[franklin]: and you know what to connect something
to what you were saying so in the
[franklin]: hulupaman tommy show you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: know who plays tommy lee
[howard]: it is sebastian stan
[franklin]: and then you're taking about bret michael's
[howard]: bucky
[franklin]: replacing
[howard]: barns
[franklin]: bret michael's replacing sebastian stand and sebastian
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: stand you know
[howard]: it all comes full circle
[franklin]: it all comes full circle that's the
[howard]: y
[franklin]: uncle to uncles for you brother
[howard]: yeah franklin where where do we got
to plug beside
[franklin]: or
[howard]: circles
[franklin]: patroon dot com slash uncle to uncle
that is the only place and you're going
[franklin]: to find the link
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to our wrestling streams we had a
successful one you know until
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we we came around but we now
know you know this is the place
[howard]: there
[franklin]: to watch uncle to uncle's life stream
wrestling be other stuff eventually to man you
[franklin]: know we're
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not limited to wrestling rock of love
you know
[howard]: no there's all sorts of stuff we
can do we we've got a big project
[howard]: in mind it's real big
[franklin]: it's ambitious and is due it will
you know it's not a false promise
[howard]: it's ambitious and it's doable so
[franklin]: well
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: i
[howard]: the
[franklin]: mean
[howard]: best in world
[franklin]: it really is both so i think
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i
[howard]: i
[franklin]: mean
[howard]: think will probably make it happen
[franklin]: we should
[howard]: i
[franklin]: announce
[howard]: guess we kind
[franklin]: dude
[howard]: of we kind of pigeon to hold
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[franklin]: not really but
[howard]: well i'm meaning no one will remember
but
[franklin]: no but you know you know it's
still
[howard]: this patrons off the hook brother is
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[howard]: didn't miss much is stupid
[franklin]: uh you know there's also fun things
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[howard]: hm
[franklin]: of minute less
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[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: missed me and uncle how are talking
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